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Michigan to host Cincinnati in the Big House in 2017

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03:56 PM ET 03.27 | The Michigan Wolverines have lined up another non-conference matchup. Angelique Chengelis of the Detroit News reports that Michigan will host Cincinnati in Ann Arbor on September 9th, 2017. The Wolverines will pay the Bearcats $1.2 million for their trip to Michigan Stadium. The arrangement only appears to be for one game, as no return matchup was scheduled for Cincinnati. It's the first matchup for both teams on the football field. It's the first non-conference game Michigan has scheduled for 2017.

Detroit News

, Gregory Shamus Gregory Shamus
March 27, 2013  04:17 PM ET

I don't quite understand the pic atop the thread. Whazzup with the Big Blue cymbal player?

March 27, 2013  04:18 PM ET

So UC is now a bought win

March 27, 2013  04:19 PM ET
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So UC is now a bought win

Yeah, that doesn't happen in the SEC at all.

March 27, 2013  04:46 PM ET
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I don't quite understand the pic atop the thread. Whazzup with the Big Blue cymbal player?

Dr. Lechter's daughter.

March 27, 2013  05:13 PM ET

Do you know why tsun can't go to Cincinatti?




Because they can't get past Toledo!!!

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March 28, 2013  09:12 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

Do you know why tsun can't go to Cincinatti?Because they can't get past Toledo!!!

ZING! Well played, sir.

March 28, 2013  09:45 AM ET
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ZING! Well played, sir.

Old joke, but still funny.

March 28, 2013  09:49 AM ET
QUOTE(#7):

ZING! Well played, sir.

thank you.....thank you....I'll be here all week!!

March 28, 2013  10:27 AM ET
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Old joke, but still funny.

Us non-B1Gers are a new audience for old B1Ger jokes.



Could I interest you in a few good UGa or FSU jokes...? ;-)

March 28, 2013  10:58 AM ET
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Us non-B1Gers are a new audience for old B1Ger jokes. Could I interest you in a few good UGa or FSU jokes...? ;-)

I think it was Rich Rod's first year when TSUN lost to Toledo. The joke went like this: they have to cancel The Game in Columbus this year. The Wolverines can't get past Toledo.

Toledo was so bad that year, that even though they beat TSUN, the coach was still fired at the end of the season.

March 28, 2013  11:00 AM ET
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Us non-B1Gers are a new audience for old B1Ger jokes. Could I interest you in a few good UGa or FSU jokes...? ;-)

And yes, any jokes about your rival schools will be fun to read.

March 28, 2013  11:29 AM ET
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And yes, any jokes about your rival schools will be fun to read.

Why doesn't the state of Florida drift away into the Atlantic and the Gulf? Because Georgia sucks.

March 28, 2013  12:07 PM ET

Come on Cincinnati!!!

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March 28, 2013  01:46 PM ET
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Why doesn't the state of Florida drift away into the Atlantic and the Gulf? Because Georgia sucks.

How many Dawgs does it take to produce a litter of puppies?

Your mama told you not to speak of this in public. You don't make fun of people's ignorance. [hushed aside]Though I do say, those Jawja fans have been tryin' for decades... You don't have to be a scientist to know that a human male and a human female are not going to "produce a littler of puppies."

March 28, 2013  01:47 PM ET

Foiled by an errant 'L'

March 28, 2013  02:10 PM ET
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Us non-B1Gers are a new audience for old B1Ger jokes.

Do you know why birds fly upside down over michigan?

there's nothing worth <hitting on!


I don't always talk to tsun alumni....but when I do, I order the fries to go with the meal!

The best part of michigan is underwater!!

Do you need directions to tsun? North til you smell it, west til you step in it!

I could do this all day.

Know how to get a one-armed tsun alum out of a tree? Wave!

Three tsun alum go into a bar and the first orders a round of shots. They toast "51 days!" and take the shot. The second and third follow suit, and before each shot they toast "51 days!" The bartender is intrigued and asks about the toast. The first replies "We got a puzzle that said 2-4 years, but we finished it in 51 days!"

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March 28, 2013  10:26 PM ET
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Do you know why birds fly upside down over michigan?there's nothing worth <hitting on!I don't always talk to tsun alumni....but when I do, I order the fries to go with the meal!The best part of michigan is underwater!!Do you need directions to tsun? North til you smell it, west til you step in it!I could do this all day.Know how to get a one-armed tsun alum out of a tree? Wave!Three tsun alum go into a bar and the first orders a round of shots. They toast "51 days!" and take the shot. The second and third follow suit, and before each shot they toast "51 days!" The bartender is intrigued and asks about the toast. The first replies "We got a puzzle that said 2-4 years, but we finished it in 51 days!"

You're stupid. Michigan alums are making serious coin for the most part (I ought to know), and have one of the best educations in the world. These jokes are a joke.

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