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Chuck Norris calls Tim Tebow "the ultimate clutch player"

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03:18 PM ET 05.23 | Chuck Norris has somewhat of a cult following and has become a pop culture icon. Out of the complete blue, Norris has re-emerged as an American folk hero and he's reaching out to support another guy who's been built up in the same, cult-like way he has. That's right, Chuck Norris is a member of Tebow-mania. In perhaps the most bizare yet awesome thing to ever be published on the Internet, Chuck Norris stepped up and defended Tim Tebow in an online essay in which he called the former New York Jets punt protector "the ultimate clutch player." We can all die happy people now.

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Tim Tebow, AP Photo/South Bend Tribune, James Brosher Tim Tebow, AP Photo/South Bend Tribune, James Brosher
May 23, 2013  04:34 PM ET

Uh, this is coming from a guy who thinks Mike Huckabee would make a good president. 'Nuff said.

May 23, 2013  04:46 PM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Uh, this is coming from a guy who thinks Mike Huckabee would make a good president. 'Nuff said.

Better than that moron we have now.

May 23, 2013  04:47 PM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Uh, this is coming from a guy who thinks Mike Huckabee would make a good president. 'Nuff said.

Better than the moron we have now.

May 23, 2013  04:56 PM ET

Chuck Norris and Clint Eastwood should get together at a coffee house and have a conversation with the sofa.

May 23, 2013  04:57 PM ET

Yes, Tebow is "the ultimate clutch player" because people want to ram their feet into his face four times while shifting from first to fifth.

May 23, 2013  06:35 PM ET

Of course Chuck Norris is every bit as good an actor as Tim Tebow is a QB.

May 23, 2013  07:27 PM ET

Chuck Norris didn't dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone!

May 23, 2013  07:29 PM ET

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

May 23, 2013  07:30 PM ET

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

May 23, 2013  07:33 PM ET

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

May 23, 2013  07:46 PM ET
QUOTE(#9):

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

Best one LOL

May 24, 2013  08:39 AM ET

Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have an Escape key. There is no escape from Chuck Noris.

May 24, 2013  08:58 AM ET

If Chuck Norris said it then it must be true. Simply because everything that was ever said about Chuck Norris actually happened.

May 24, 2013  09:10 AM ET
QUOTE(#13):

If Chuck Norris said it then it must be true. Simply because everything that was ever said about Chuck Norris actually happened.

No. Chuck is way overrated and what you heard were pretty much myths.

May 24, 2013  10:01 AM ET

Re: the photo ... is Tebowchrist sitting next to the Holy Grail?

 
May 24, 2013  06:40 PM ET
QUOTE(#3):

Better than the moron we have now.

I don't want anyone in office who thinks I should live by their interpretation of the bible. What's worse, he's a mediocre bass player. As a guitarist I'm offended. Or is it "offensive"? I always mix those up.

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