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Terrell Owens wants to join PBA

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05:07 PM ET 06.03 | Not long ago, he was running pass patterns. Now, he's trying to learn oil patterns. Terrell Owens, professional bowler? "Hopefully, one day if I get good enough I can be out here competing (on the PBA Tour)," Owens said. "The more I get involved and the more competitive I get with the sport, I can envision myself out there competing against these guys."

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel

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June 3, 2013  06:14 PM ET

I can envision "these guys" pummeling him to death with 16-pound bowling balls.

June 3, 2013  06:19 PM ET

dewsh

June 3, 2013  07:29 PM ET

Anything for the Spotlight...

June 3, 2013  07:29 PM ET

TO's like malaria. You can't get rid of him, and every time he comes back you feel sick.

June 3, 2013  09:50 PM ET

So he can roll another 120?

June 3, 2013  11:34 PM ET
QUOTE(#3):

Anything for the Spotlight...

or the alimony ...

June 4, 2013  12:41 PM ET

Yeah, in his well-publicized debut (well-publicized by his mouth) he bowled a 185, 129, and 161 for a 475 series. Most of these guys he competed against probably got 475 in two games. I rarely bowl anymore (it was a Friday night staple when I was in the Army in Germany) but I'm pretty sure I beat that score every Friday night. The fact that he bowled a 129 and talks about joining the tour with a straight face tells you a lot about his grasp of reality.

June 4, 2013  09:36 PM ET

It's easy to forgive him though. I bet he races his kids when they're both eating cereal. He's a former competitor at this point. He has to find something to do or he's gonna end up yelling at people on Xbox Live.

 
June 5, 2013  12:12 AM ET

What's his buddy Chad up to these days? He should give him a call.

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