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Mr. Irrelevant taking his chances in Indy

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07:03 AM ET 06.21 | More than 250 names were taken off the board before Justice Cunningham's, but to this victor go some spoils. He'll be showered in light-hearted mockery and handed a trophy of a player fumbling a football. ... With the addition of Cunningham, the Colts will open training camp on July 29 with five tight ends likely fighting for three spots. The team returns two rookie starters from a year ago in Dwayne Allen (45 catches for 521 yards) and Coby Fleener (26 catches for 281 yards and two TDs). Also in the mix: Weslye Saunders, Cunningham's former teammate at South Carolina who started four games and caught two passes for the Colts in 2012, and Dominique Jones, who played in four games last year and made one catch.

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June 21, 2013  07:53 AM ET

What other option did he have?

June 21, 2013  08:37 AM ET

Tight end? Did somebody say tight end? I think I know a team that might be looking for a tight end.

June 21, 2013  04:45 PM ET
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Tight end? Did somebody say tight end? I think I know a team that might be looking for a tight end.

And a bunch of inmates will be looking for one, too.

Okay, that's it for me with the shower rape jokes. Pretty sure that was my 3rd. After that you have to put twenty bucks in the Shower Rape Jar for each additional joke.

June 21, 2013  06:08 PM ET
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And a bunch of inmates will be looking for one, too. Okay, that's it for me with the shower rape jokes. Pretty sure that was my 3rd. After that you have to put twenty bucks in the Shower Rape Jar for each additional joke.

aaron will go in a tight end and come out a wide reciever

 
June 22, 2013  01:04 AM ET
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And a bunch of inmates will be looking for one, too. Okay, that's it for me with the shower rape jokes. Pretty sure that was my 3rd. After that you have to put twenty bucks in the Shower Rape Jar for each additional joke.

Filling in for Mr. Beatty in tonight's performance of Deliverance will be understudy Mr. Hernandez.

...best 20 bucks I ever spent.

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