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Sean Weatherspoon suffers dislocated finger

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01:31 PM ET 08.06 | NFL training camps are under the way and players are getting bitten by the injury bug already. The Atlanta Falcons weak side linebacker Sean Weatherspoon dislocated his finger in practice. It is a minor injury and one that won't affect his availability going forward in meaningful games. Linebackers often play through hand injuries anyways. The Falcons have a thin linebacking corp and he is expected to step up this season.

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August 7, 2013  12:12 AM ET

Which finger? Is it the one he uses for amorous purposes? Is it the one he asks kids to pull? Is it the one he extends to law enforcement officials? Big difference.

August 7, 2013  12:22 AM ET
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Which finger? Is it the one he uses for amorous purposes? Is it the one he asks kids to pull? Is it the one he extends to law enforcement officials? Big difference.

Lmao your comment made reading this drivel worth it

August 7, 2013  12:43 AM ET
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Lmao your comment made reading this drivel worth it

I was on my third scotch of the evening so I was warmed up.

August 7, 2013  12:49 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Which finger? Is it the one he uses for amorous purposes? Is it the one he asks kids to pull? Is it the one he extends to law enforcement officials? Big difference.

As who works for law enforcement, and am accustomed to amorous purposes, I believe you need the law enforcement saluting finger to complete the amorous Shocker.

August 7, 2013  12:58 AM ET
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As who works for law enforcement, and am accustomed to amorous purposes, I believe you need the law enforcement saluting finger to complete the amorous Shocker.

One in the stink and two in the pink?

August 7, 2013  01:09 AM ET
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One in the stink and two in the pink?

Two in the goo and one in the pooh.

August 7, 2013  01:19 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

Two in the goo and one in the pooh.

Two in the baby hole and one in the maybe hole.

August 7, 2013  01:38 AM ET
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Two in the baby hole and one in the maybe hole.

2 in the fun and 1 in the bum.

August 7, 2013  01:58 AM ET
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2 in the fun and 1 in the bum.

2 in the hoo-haa and one in the ka-ka.

August 7, 2013  07:52 AM ET
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2 in the hoo-haa and one in the ka-ka.

That was the best one.

August 7, 2013  09:15 AM ET

Thanks, 3M...

I'm going to wash my hands. They feel dirty after that rip.

August 7, 2013  09:35 AM ET

Let's see if this will fly...

2 in the kitty, 1 in the shiity

 
August 7, 2013  07:48 PM ET

Going to have trouble pointing at the Menu, when he goes to Varsity for a Dog!!! Whatta You have!!

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