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Cowboys want DeMarco Murray to gain weight

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04:40 PM ET 09.21 | Unless you're a speedy outside rusher (say like a Reggie Bush or Darren Sproles), the more stocky you are, the better inside rusher you become -- at least, that's the perception. That's apparently the hope of the Dallas Cowboys who want starting running back DeMarco Murray to put on some pounds. Murray, who had a solid Week 1 against the New York Giants, was dreadfully abysmal against the Kansas City Chiefs in Week 2, only posting a 2.8 average per carry.

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September 22, 2013  03:40 AM ET
QUOTE(#2):

Chips and beer. Chips and beer. Repeat.

+ an Oreo cookie shake

September 22, 2013  03:42 AM ET

Cowboys want DeMarco Murray to gain weight

Which smart arse came up with this strategy, Romo, Garrett, JJ or one of the FN interns?

September 22, 2013  07:31 AM ET
QUOTE(#2):

Chips and beer. Chips and beer. Repeat.

It's hard work, but it's for the good of the team.

September 22, 2013  08:15 AM ET

Now go look and see how many running plays they have called all season. Sure..blame him! That is so ****'n stupid!!!

September 22, 2013  08:20 AM ET

Yeah they wanted Felix Jones to gain weight too. Look how that turned out.

September 22, 2013  08:28 AM ET

I want him to gain 100 yards in one game.. NOT IN THE WHOLE SEASON.. but it doesn't look like that's going to happen

September 22, 2013  08:32 AM ET
QUOTE:

my friend's step-sister makes $88 every hour on the internet. She has been without a job for five months but last month her pay check was $15636 just working on the internet for a few hours.

$88 X 178 hours =$15664.. that more then just a ''few hours"

September 22, 2013  08:34 AM ET
QUOTE:

my buddy's sister-in-law makes $86 hourly on the internet. She has been out of work for nine months but last month her income was $14982 just working on the internet for a few hours.

$86 X 174 hours = $14964.. see comment above

September 22, 2013  08:41 AM ET

Maybe he should gain about 250 lb's in the form of a blocking fullback. A guard or two might help as well.

September 22, 2013  09:15 AM ET
QUOTE(#12):

Maybe he should gain about 250 lb's in the form of a blocking fullback. A guard or two might help as well.

LOL.

September 22, 2013  09:30 AM ET

Simple. JJ should hire Chris Christie as the "conditioning" coach.

September 22, 2013  10:10 AM ET

I want Demarco Murray to gain yards. This is accomplished by giving Demarco Murray the ball. It is not accomplished by using him as a blocker.



Then again - maybe I'm an idiot.

September 22, 2013  10:14 AM ET
QUOTE(#15):

I want Demarco Murray to gain yards. This is accomplished by giving Demarco Murray the ball. It is not accomplished by using him as a blocker. Then again - maybe I'm an idiot.

No, Otis, you're not an idiot. I, on the other hand, drafted Murray in fantasy. See? This is what an idiot looks like.

September 22, 2013  12:08 PM ET

The Oregon Ducks/Nike U diet slapped a good 100 pounds on Chip Kelly.

September 22, 2013  12:43 PM ET

Franks and beans!

Oh, wait...

 
September 22, 2013  10:12 PM ET

Hey Demarco, call me, I've got a lot of weight I'm glad to give away.

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