Truth & Rumors > MLB

Tanaka wooed with free parking space?

Views
15835
Comments
61

07:34 AM ET 01.01 | Money, of course, talks -- and it will likely be the primary factor in Masahiro Tanaka's decision, though perhaps not the only factor. Yesterday I posted an article from Sanspro that a friend of Cubs Den reader Eddie was nice enough to translate for us. In that article, I posted the first half, but the second half of that article posted some of the more creative ways teams are trying to lure Tanaka. The article relayed some interesting proposals... Those proposals include (1) golf club memberships for Tanaka and his wife, (2) seven day break during the Japanese Golden Week [which is during the first week of May], (3) infinite amount of name cards, (4) set a toilet seat with heating functions in the club house, (5) the Ace Number "1" for his jersey, (6) free parking space.

ChicagoNow

Masahiro Tanaka, Icon Sports Masahiro Tanaka, Icon Sports
January 1, 2014  08:53 AM ET

Money (lots of it) and chance to win - that's what it will take.
Cubs - no.
Yankees - maybe but not likely.
Dodgers - possible
Rangers - likely
Red Sox - likely

January 1, 2014  09:07 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Money (lots of it) and chance to win - that's what it will take.Cubs - no.Yankees - maybe but not likely.Dodgers - possibleRangers - likelyRed Sox - likely

If you are relying upon a heated toilet seat to lure Tanaka, you might want to revisit your game plan.

January 1, 2014  09:15 AM ET
QUOTE(#2):

If you are relying upon a heated toilet seat to lure Tanaka, you might want to revisit your game plan.

LOL

January 1, 2014  09:18 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Money (lots of it) and chance to win - that's what it will take.Cubs - no.Yankees - maybe but not likely.Dodgers - possibleRangers - likelyRed Sox - likely

Why not the Yankees? They have the strongest need.
Culturally, NYC is a place where he can find many other countrymen, not so in Boston or Dallas.

January 1, 2014  09:22 AM ET
QUOTE(#2):

If you are relying upon a heated toilet seat to lure Tanaka, you might want to revisit your game plan.

Well.... have you seen the toilets in Japan??

January 1, 2014  09:24 AM ET
QUOTE(#1):

Money (lots of it) and chance to win - that's what it will take.Cubs - no.Yankees - maybe but not likely.Dodgers - possibleRangers - likelyRed Sox - likely

Boston has shown no interest, and thankfully so. I do believe they'll sit this one out.

January 1, 2014  09:47 AM ET

Cubs have a very long history of not caring if they win or not, as long as Cub fan continues to support that terrible product, it won't change anytime soon and Tanaka won't sign unless all he wants is cash. I would think Seattle and Boston would be on his list, and Boston already has a few Japanese players to ease the transition.

January 1, 2014  09:54 AM ET
QUOTE(#5):

Well.... have you seen the toilets in Japan??

No - am I underestimating the value of a luxury toilet seat?

January 1, 2014  09:54 AM ET
QUOTE(#6):

Boston has shown no interest, and thankfully so. I do believe they'll sit this one out.

I read otherwise.

January 1, 2014  09:56 AM ET
QUOTE(#9):

I read otherwise.

really? where.

January 1, 2014  09:56 AM ET
QUOTE(#8):

No - am I underestimating the value of a luxury toilet seat?

Frankly, I don't think he gives a crap about a toilet seat.

January 1, 2014  09:58 AM ET
QUOTE(#10):

really? where.

I had heard the same thing and it was on the SI web site.

So take that info with a grain of salt as we see how spot on they are around here.

January 1, 2014  09:58 AM ET

How sad! You mean in all of Chicago they could not find one virgin to throw in to the deal?

January 1, 2014  10:03 AM ET
QUOTE(#13):

How sad! You mean in all of Chicago they could not find one virgin to throw in to the deal?

They couldn't find Bartman.

January 1, 2014  10:06 AM ET

The kid most likely cannot pronounce "Wriggly," maybe that is the hold up. It would be fun to listen to though.

January 1, 2014  10:10 AM ET
QUOTE(#15):

The kid most likely cannot pronounce "Wriggly," maybe that is the hold up. It would be fun to listen to though.

"Wrigrey Fierd"

January 1, 2014  10:18 AM ET
QUOTE(#16):

"Wrigrey Fierd"

that's so wrong, but so funny!

January 1, 2014  10:18 AM ET

Free parking? Whathte? He doesn't even have a license to drive in this country. Maybe a season pass to a Sushi Bar would be a better carrot to dangle?

January 1, 2014  10:22 AM ET
QUOTE(#10):

really? where.

I can't remember, sorry to say. It was something on mlbtraderumors.com

What's up with the icon? I was about to say that you look fetching wearing it until I looked closer.

 
January 1, 2014  10:24 AM ET
QUOTE(#18):

Free parking? Whathte? He doesn't even have a license to drive in this country. Maybe a season pass to a Sushi Bar would be a better carrot to dangle?

Maybe Theo will throw in some personal driving lessons.

Comment

Remember to keep your posts clean. Profanity will get filtered, and offensive comments will be removed.


Truth & Rumors

MOST POPULAR

  1. 1
    Tuukka Rask takes blame for Bruins' Game 1 loss
    Views
    2260
    Comments
    230
  2. 2
    Smush Parker allegedly punches high schooler
    Views
    1782
    Comments
    139
  3. 3
    Joel Quenneville's Midnight Hawk favored to win Illinois Derby
    Views
    438
    Comments
    88
  4. 4
    Quarterback freefalling down draft boards
    Views
    6530
    Comments
    87
  5. 5
    Accuser's lawyer calls for Florida State to charge Jameis Winston
    Views
    2757
    Comments
    26

SI.com

SI Photos