Zambrano must cut out caffeine

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Like many major-league players, Carlos Zambrano likes to get amped up for a game with coffee and energy drinks. But after Zambrano suffered forearm cramps again in his Opening Day start, the Cubs medical staff has asked the club's ace to alter his pregame habits to cut down on his caffeine, which is a diuretic, drink more fluids and increase his potassium level.

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Carlos Zambrano, AP Carlos Zambrano, AP
April 3, 2008  08:24 AM ET

Get some greenies Carlos!

April 3, 2008  08:34 AM ET

Eat more bananas. Ever see a monkey with a cramp?

(apologies to the greatness of Bill Lee)

April 3, 2008  09:22 AM ET

As hot-headed and off the wall as Big Z is anyway, I think that the last thing he needs and a pot of coffee and a 4-pack or RedBull before the game. It's no wonder he beans so many batters!

April 3, 2008  10:42 AM ET

Yeah, coffee, and energy drinks. *cough* Yeah.

April 3, 2008  10:48 AM ET

Cut out coffee? And his 5 pregame whoppers with cheese, and his 2 bags of doritios..and his 3 burrito supremes......

April 3, 2008  10:52 AM ET

Doooonuuuuts...Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

April 3, 2008  11:53 AM ET

Carlos no habla Jenny Craig

April 3, 2008  12:50 PM ET

I guess he better stick to the blood of small animals and mescaline.

April 3, 2008  01:01 PM ET

I knew I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue.

April 3, 2008  01:20 PM ET

Have another doughnut... You fat pig

April 3, 2008  02:35 PM ET

He's got cramps and I just had back surgery two days ago - I think I'll be feeling sorry for myself !!!

April 3, 2008  02:41 PM ET

Feel better Kaycee.

April 3, 2008  03:02 PM ET

Feel better Kaycee.

AllStarz | 04/03/08, 02:41 PM
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Thanks. Reading and commenting on Fannation helps pass the time.

April 3, 2008  03:25 PM ET

Kaycee:

What happened? Throw a disk?

April 3, 2008  05:56 PM ET

Kaycee:

What happened? Throw a disk?
I have spinal stenosis and a ruptured disc. The last back surgery in 04' they opened the spinal cord for the stenosis. This one - two days ago - they repeated the 04' procedure and removed a ruptured disc. Pretty amazing though it was outpatient surgery !!! Thanks for asking.

April 3, 2008  09:10 PM ET

pitchers do a ton of conditioning work. how r they so fat???

April 4, 2008  06:11 AM ET

They are so fat because, they throw with their fat legs. (I.E.: CC, Clemens, Zambranio,etc.) But I do admire a good butt on college girls softball team's players, that is. I think those girls are in better shape then some of our MLB pitchers. The blond who pitched for USC, last year, HOT and a great athlete. Very appealing, she threw strikes with good movement....

April 4, 2008  10:29 PM ET

He will still be a major league head case.

 
April 12, 2008  06:41 PM ET

Without Red Bull sharpening his aim, Edmunds will probably be feel a lot safer at the plate.

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