Soriano injured making signature hop
Forget the hot-tub injuries and twisted testicles and beat-downs at the Circle K. What happened Tuesday night at Wrigley Field was the Cubby occurrence of all Cubby occurrences since Lou Piniella became manager. A $136 million outfielder who can't catch a routine fly ball without taking a maddening little hop suffers a calf injury doing the hop and probably will land on the disabled list today. Alfonso Soriano rode his first-inning hop, skip and a jump all the way to the hospital Tuesday night for an MRI exam, the results of which are expected by today. But Piniella conceded Tuesday night, ''It'll probably be awhile."
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Twisted Testicles.....Love that one SI....
#1astrosfan
Back Woods, TX
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He's a dope. Stop trying to get your spot on sportscenter and just catch the damn ball. These players today are ridiculous.
Bears Fan-Forte ROY
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Kudos to Cub fans. Didn't mention the word 'curse' yet. Some lame bunch on the east coast had one going for like 80 years, I am told.
Insane Hussein
Charlottesville, VA
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Can he be more overpaid? I highly doubt it, plus he isnt that good of a hitter and is a horrid outfielder
CiA is Shawn Johnson
Milwaukee , WI
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Oh yes, I heard about the gypsy and the goat. However, these fans actually avoided a chorus of curse talk long enough for this story to make it here. The Cubs won the game and are playing well.
Insane Hussein
Charlottesville, VA
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This is how Sportscenter ruined the game...
A Fact
Fort Wayne , IN
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Forget about the twisted testicles? How can I do that...
AllStarz
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AllStarz - I would like an answer to that one as well...
#1astrosfan
Back Woods, TX
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I thought Soriano's signature play was swinging at pitches a foot off the plate?
metrosouth
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The way the Cubs bench & role players are stepping up, I don't think it's that big of a loss right now.
schelling77
Minot , ND
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There are ligaments in your testicles that keep them on each side. If the ligaments tear you can literally twist your testicles by swapping left for right...happened to a buddy of mine, apparently extremely painful.
FSUDrew07
Satellite Beach , FL
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The more you know...
FSUDrew07
Satellite Beach , FL
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oh dang tht suckz he iz a very good player tht suckz 4 him to b injured
bball4lyfe32
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What an idiot. Good I'm glad he's injured. We are better without him. He is a showboat who wants to only hit leadoff but strikes out all the time- never moves runners over or makes producitve outs. He blows and he hurts the team.
Cubbies#1FAN!
Chicago , IL
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HEy
Cubbies#1FAN!
Chicago , IL
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Moronic.
Sky King
Grover City, AZ
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You have GOT to be kidding me.
Maybe next we'll see Manny pull a glute watching a home run.
Gets By Buckner 86
Nashville , TN
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soriano has been the same player since he came into the league. He can only hit leadoff because he can only hit fastballs.
By the way, he's a much better left-fielder than Murton.
The Cubs will be go as far as their starters take them. They'll be able to score runs regardless.
duany
Chicago , IL
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