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Parcells is such a Bitter dude. He needs to find a woman. Not fixing Long's jock strap.

America's Legend | 04/30/08, 05:56 AM

"But deep down, you know if you're here, you're one of his guys.''

Unless you're Jason Taylor, apparently.

buford | 04/30/08, 06:26 AM

Most coaches don't receive this level of respect in the weight room. But Sparano knew what he was signing up for when he took the "Head Coach" position under GM Tuna.

pw | 04/30/08, 06:39 AM

Parcells is the Larry Brown of the NFL. He's going to make Miami competitive again, starting this year. I'm thinking with their schedule an 8-8 season is very possible depending on how the QB position pans out.

Legato | 04/30/08, 07:15 AM

Did Justin say he gets erect?
You know the Tuna stalks the Fridge the same way.

jackman! | 04/30/08, 07:41 AM

WHERE is pacman jones...............help!

jackman! | 04/30/08, 08:00 AM

This whole article reads like it was written by one of the Queer Eye Guys.

Hortag | 04/30/08, 08:09 AM

Yeah, Bill should stop and actually do a workout. Fat arse!!

El Guapo Returns!! | 04/30/08, 08:10 AM

SlimFast and NutriSystem can't do it alone. Weight lifting includes more than getting up from your chair, Bill.

Lady's Coach Belicat | 04/30/08, 08:22 AM

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I gOt SiX 12's, HeAr My iSh | 04/30/08, 08:24 AM

Parcells did the same thing with the Cowboys. Miami Dolphins players should plan on spending a lot of time in the weight room.

PhantomDave | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM

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VINDICATED

Could not have said it better myself.

PhantomDave | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM

Bill, when youre passing THROUGH the weight room, maybe you should stop and do a couple reps on one or two machines

KPKahder-The ponies must die. | 04/30/08, 08:30 AM

Weight lifting includes more than getting up from your chair, Bill.

lady Deathstrike

That depends on the size of your fork & spoon.

PhantomDave | 04/30/08, 08:30 AM

Could not have said it better myself.
CowboyDave | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM
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well thanks (: lol
good morning all

I gOt SiX 12's, HeAr My iSh | 04/30/08, 08:34 AM

Could not have said it better myself.
CowboyDave | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM
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well thanks (: lol
good morning all

I gOt SiX 12's, HeAr My iSh | 04/30/08, 08:34 AM

well thanks (: lol
good morning all

VINDICATED

You're welcome - always saying what I am too polite to say.

PhantomDave | 04/30/08, 08:39 AM

Guess that is how he got that body by walking through the weight room. I think the days of coaches intimidating players are over. Is this the reason he has dumped all his vets, and isn't talking to Jason.

SoFlaBoy | 04/30/08, 08:49 AM

Stop hatin on Tuna. His fatness is an inspiration to the team. When he walks through the weight room, he is saying to them, " hit the weights, or you will turn into a fat tub of lard like me".

buford | 04/30/08, 08:51 AM

You're welcome - always saying what I am too polite to say.
CowboyDave | 04/30/08, 08:39 AM
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lol

I gOt SiX 12's, HeAr My iSh | 04/30/08, 08:54 AM