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Parcells stalking weight room
Even in his executive role, Bill Parcells is making his presence felt during the offseason conditioning program. Parcells often walks around the weight room while the players work out, ''and you know when he comes because everybody stands up erect,'' former 49ers guard Justin Smiley said. ``If they're slouching, they get up and everybody is doing something. "He gives everybody a hard time, makes little comments. He kind of looks me up and down, like, `Are you working hard?' He doesn't say anything, but you know what he's thinking. But deep down, you know if you're here, you're one of his guys.''
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Parcells is such a Bitter dude. He needs to find a woman. Not fixing Long's jock strap.
America's Legend
Raf Alconbury, UK
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"But deep down, you know if you're here, you're one of his guys.''
Unless you're Jason Taylor, apparently.
buford
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Most coaches don't receive this level of respect in the weight room. But Sparano knew what he was signing up for when he took the "Head Coach" position under GM Tuna.
pw
New Baltimore , NY
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Parcells is the Larry Brown of the NFL. He's going to make Miami competitive again, starting this year. I'm thinking with their schedule an 8-8 season is very possible depending on how the QB position pans out.
Legato
San Antonio , TX
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Did Justin say he gets erect?
You know the Tuna stalks the Fridge the same way.
jackman....!
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WHERE is pacman jones...............help!
jackman....!
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This whole article reads like it was written by one of the Queer Eye Guys.
Hortag
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Yeah, Bill should stop and actually do a workout. Fat arse!!
HOOAH05!
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SlimFast and NutriSystem can't do it alone. Weight lifting includes more than getting up from your chair, Bill.
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Parcells did the same thing with the Cowboys. Miami Dolphins players should plan on spending a lot of time in the weight room.
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Could not have said it better myself.
CowboyDave
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Bill, when youre passing THROUGH the weight room, maybe you should stop and do a couple reps on one or two machines
KPKahder -.....
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Weight lifting includes more than getting up from your chair, Bill.
lady Deathstrike
That depends on the size of your fork & spoon.
CowboyDave
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Could not have said it better myself.
CowboyDave | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM
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well thanks (: lol
good morning all
ScHloNg LaBeAu =…
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Could not have said it better myself.
CowboyDave | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM
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well thanks (: lol
good morning all
ScHloNg LaBeAu =…
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well thanks (: lol
good morning all
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You're welcome - always saying what I am too polite to say.
CowboyDave
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Guess that is how he got that body by walking through the weight room. I think the days of coaches intimidating players are over. Is this the reason he has dumped all his vets, and isn't talking to Jason.
SoFlaBoy
Lake Worth , FL
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Stop hatin on Tuna. His fatness is an inspiration to the team. When he walks through the weight room, he is saying to them, " hit the weights, or you will turn into a fat tub of lard like me".
buford
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