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Even in his executive role, Bill Parcells is making his presence felt during the offseason conditioning program. Parcells often walks around the weight room while the players work out, ''and you know when he comes because everybody stands up erect,'' former 49ers guard Justin Smiley said. ``If they're slouching, they get up and everybody is doing something. "He gives everybody a hard time, makes little comments. He kind of looks me up and down, like, `Are you working hard?' He doesn't say anything, but you know what he's thinking. But deep down, you know if you're here, you're one of his guys.''

Miami Herald

Jake Long, AP Jake Long, AP
April 30, 2008  05:56 AM ET

Parcells is such a Bitter dude. He needs to find a woman. Not fixing Long's jock strap.

April 30, 2008  06:26 AM ET

"But deep down, you know if you're here, you're one of his guys.''

Unless you're Jason Taylor, apparently.

April 30, 2008  06:39 AM ET

Most coaches don't receive this level of respect in the weight room. But Sparano knew what he was signing up for when he took the "Head Coach" position under GM Tuna.

April 30, 2008  07:15 AM ET

Parcells is the Larry Brown of the NFL. He's going to make Miami competitive again, starting this year. I'm thinking with their schedule an 8-8 season is very possible depending on how the QB position pans out.

April 30, 2008  07:41 AM ET

Did Justin say he gets erect?
You know the Tuna stalks the Fridge the same way.

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April 30, 2008  08:00 AM ET

WHERE is pacman jones...............help!

April 30, 2008  08:09 AM ET

This whole article reads like it was written by one of the Queer Eye Guys.

April 30, 2008  08:10 AM ET

Yeah, Bill should stop and actually do a workout. Fat arse!!

April 30, 2008  08:22 AM ET

SlimFast and NutriSystem can't do it alone. Weight lifting includes more than getting up from your chair, Bill.

April 30, 2008  08:24 AM ET

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April 30, 2008  08:29 AM ET

Parcells did the same thing with the Cowboys. Miami Dolphins players should plan on spending a lot of time in the weight room.

April 30, 2008  08:29 AM ET

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Could not have said it better myself.

April 30, 2008  08:30 AM ET

Bill, when youre passing THROUGH the weight room, maybe you should stop and do a couple reps on one or two machines

April 30, 2008  08:30 AM ET

Weight lifting includes more than getting up from your chair, Bill.

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That depends on the size of your fork & spoon.

April 30, 2008  08:34 AM ET

Could not have said it better myself.
CowboyDave | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM
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well thanks (: lol
good morning all

April 30, 2008  08:34 AM ET

Could not have said it better myself.
CowboyDave | 04/30/08, 08:29 AM
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well thanks (: lol
good morning all

April 30, 2008  08:39 AM ET

well thanks (: lol
good morning all

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You're welcome - always saying what I am too polite to say.

April 30, 2008  08:49 AM ET

Guess that is how he got that body by walking through the weight room. I think the days of coaches intimidating players are over. Is this the reason he has dumped all his vets, and isn't talking to Jason.

 
April 30, 2008  08:51 AM ET

Stop hatin on Tuna. His fatness is an inspiration to the team. When he walks through the weight room, he is saying to them, " hit the weights, or you will turn into a fat tub of lard like me".

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