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Great photo........pick conversation topic:
1. Drinking story
2. Dirty joke
3. Derogatory comment about Kyle's looks
4. The top 35 rule

jackmanrob | 05/08/08, 08:17 AM

Um, isn't Tony going to need to "drop a few pounds" before he can fit into an Indy Car? So, yeah, he'll need to make an extended commitment to prepare for it if he tries again.

Trainwreck | 05/08/08, 08:30 AM

Drinking? Not on Joe's watch.
Dirty joke? Not on Joe's watch.
Derogatory comment about Kyle's looks? OK, I can see that one.

Hooah!05 - Ultimate Warrior! | 05/08/08, 09:42 AM

Conversation topic; Because I'm the boss, that's why.
If Tony ever wants to drive at Indy, he will have to find a new team and owner.
Gibbs is not a guy that hems and haws, it's his way or the highway.

JKINDELRAY | 05/08/08, 09:50 AM

Tony's problem with open wheel is he can't bash into people when he gets pissy

LF | 05/08/08, 10:28 AM

LOL @ jackmanrob....all of them

LF....who says he can't do that at Indy??? heh heh heh

LittleE~BigM fan | 05/08/08, 10:44 AM

Good one Jackman.
Wish they would post some news
Oh well gotta go kill a mob boss in GTA IV, this mission will take a while

Hammered_everynight | 05/08/08, 11:26 AM

No way he fits in a car.

makeham | 05/08/08, 11:33 AM

If he goes back to Open Wheel, he's an idiot. Open Wheel isn't as popular, isn't as successful, and isn't as lucrative as NASCAR. Besides, he'd have to call Jenny Craig first... he could do commercials w/ Queen Latifa and Valarie Bertunelli

YCMFord | 05/08/08, 12:36 PM

if he could get into an open wheeler the odds of it flipping over would be pretty slim..................if he did flip one i guess the jaws of life could peel him out of the car.......................trying to picture them fitting him into an open wheeler.....its not a pretty sight

Lydia Lipshitz | 05/08/08, 01:32 PM

his crew could give him seat belt extenders like the fat people get on airlines

LF | 05/08/08, 01:32 PM

The fat jokes are killing me today. Yo Hammered.....kick some video arse. So proud of you lol

jackmanrob | 05/08/08, 01:40 PM

Indy cars only have one seat, Tony will never fit.

I have the bench seat from a '85 El Camino for sale if he's interested!

Hillary Clinton | 05/08/08, 06:56 PM

Is the seat blue with a stain on it?

JKINDELRAY | 05/08/08, 08:25 PM

take your teammate Kyle Busch with you and leave him.. he should get along fine with Danica and hornish

rwillis24 | 05/09/08, 01:35 PM

Tony Stewart = 5' 9" 170 (uhem, that's per yahoo)
Paul Tracy = 5' 10" 190 (paultracy.com)

I've shared beer with both of them, and Tracy is bigger; dude is huge. Jared's $5 promotion isn't helping Tony any, but if PT can fit into a Dalara, Skippy can, too.

IRL is a much easier schedule, and there are still millions to be made there. Per race is more lucrative, there just aren't as many races. His heart is with Indy; do NOT be surprised to see him go back to IRL and cherry pick NASCAR races. Maybe not just yet, though...

philmccrackun | 05/10/08, 11:09 AM

hi

jbfpack | 05/10/08, 05:34 PM