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Coach Parcells shows no mercy
When he was coaching the Jets a decade ago, Bill Parcells saw one of his players throwing up during a workout session and yelled, ``Throw up on your own time.'' As the Patriots coach before that, Parcells spotted one of his players passed out from an energy-sapping training camp test. ''When he wakes up,'' Parcells yelled at trainers, ``tell him I just cut him.'' As the Cowboys coach, Parcells put an offensive lineman on the physically-unable-to-perform list because he flunked the portion of the infamous Parcells conditioning test that required him to run three separate 300-yard shuttles inside a specified time. The player was Pro Bowl guard Larry Allen -- the Cowboys' highest-paid player at the time. Are you getting the idea that conditioning is important to Bill Parcells?"
Bill Parcells , AP
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Are you getting the idea that his fat arse couldn't take a dozen pushups before he'd pass out? I know, I know, he doesn't have to but, in the Army, we were always told to lead by example.
HOOAH05!
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You took the words right out of my mouth, Hooah.
Parcells is a big believer in "do as I say, not as I do".
no name at all
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Exactly, and exactly!
Personally, I'm getting the idea that pizza is important to Bill Parcells.
Yankee64
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3 300yd shuttles........that sucks!
America's Legend
Raf Alconbury, UK
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Does anyone really care?
Cowboystar
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Coach ?
Squeeb
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I really have problems with that kind of stories, especially when you know that over the past decade, there were some tragic deaths during summer camps...
Aymeric
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Aymeric, agreed.
That "only wimps vomit and pass out" attitude has killed a few guys, and will kill a bunch more. And it'll probably be even worse at the college level.
Yankee64
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College level, heck, this goes on at high schools, too.
no name at all
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With this toughness inspiring the Fins......they are sure to win 2-3 games this year.
jackman....!
Delhomme Who?, NC
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Well...you all know how the old saying goes...:
"If your not a physician or physical trainer....and you need to build a team of athletes...just over exert them to the point of passing out or vomiting...same great results."
Hortag
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Nobody ever said the Tuna was a warm and fuzzy guy, just a guy that knows how to turn losers into winners....
He's got an omelet to put together in Miami. Count on him busting some eggs while he cooks.
ghostofthebabe
Brookline, MA
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He's got an omelet to put together in Miami. Count on him busting some eggs while he cooks.
ghostofthebabe | 05/12/08, 08:13 AM
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OK, that made me hungry. I'm going to breakfast.
HOOAH05!
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He's got an omelet to put together in Miami. Count on him busting some eggs while he cooks.
ghostofthebabe | 05/12/08, 08:13 AM
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OK, that made me hungry. I'm going to breakfast.
Hooah!05 - Mohican Monday! | 05/12/08, 08:15 AM
Get some for me too, Hooah, with sausage patties. Thanks.
no name at all
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When a player does not wake up.. lets see how much he talks then. He can coach but his lack of common sense in conditioning is sad.
drj0514
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Someday, someone is going to do a Full Metal Jacket on his ass.
buford
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Unbelievable, everyone in agreement. T&R should snapshot this page.
HOOAH05!
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Maybe thats why he's won some Super Bowls. God forbid millionaire players earn their living.
Cheesedaddy
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Darn. I missed disagreeing on that page. Good Kool Aid, though, Hooah!
Insane Hussein
Charlottesville, VA
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