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Remember when we all grilled Florida for this transaction months ago? Now who's laughing?

You don't have to discuss it Mr Dombrowski, but it won't stop US from doing it.

Here's the deal, his mobility is limited because he is chubby and out of shape. You got a high ticket player that is going to eat his way out of the league way before his time. His contract will wind up choking you. His **** laying around the base paths is going to kill momentum. As he grows fatter and softer, he will become weirdly more brittle. After screwing up your team for the next few years, he will go on to get into shape and have a monster season, for someone else at minimum rates. He will then sign one more huge contract, relapse in blimpification and injure himself out of baseball.

Mr Dombrowski, you don't have to say a thing.....

<Insert deep dramatic sigh here>

would the tigers rather talk about their record then talk about any players condition. So be it.

Cabrera is a DH waiting for an opening.

It is ashame for such a young guy with a potentially awesome future ahead of him to not take better care of himself. A pox on long-term, huge money contracts. When you watch him play, he looks like he is having a ball out there, which is good. Hopefully he will continue to have fun while he matures and will only look like he's having a ball, rather than that he ate a bag of them.

I think this is the proper place to insert a quote:

"He has the mobility of FDR, post polio"


Field Marshall Sunny Day circa 2008

I wonder if he has a presentable array of toiletry.

Senor Cabrera,

Pass the tacos and salsa, please.... gracias!

AGLM:

I hear his locker is plum full of sundires and other nicknacks.

my spelling is **** attrocious this morn'...SUNDRIES.....ohhhhh the horror..SUNDRIES!!!!!!!!!!!

It's okay Truth- some guys are still trying to figure out what sundries are...

A FACT:

As you know, I'm a Facist Zealot for the details.

A lesbianic encounter of the first kind.

That's A FACT

It's also a fact that lesbianic encounters are encouraged and tastefully promoted at the Croation Social Club during Memorial Day weekend!

Well Jeezus H!

Come on Ace!!!

Nothin' pays more tribute to you fallen countrymen better than lathering up some **** and watchin' em frolic all over inside a kiddy tub.

It's not that. It's the flagrante delecto flyby from AGLM.

It's the nostalgia.