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I know what's wrong with him: HE'S ON MY FANTASY BASEBALL TEAM!!!

btw Arch... We know you're on the first page b/c you're on the first page. You don't have to tell us.

If you must, why don't you put that 'first' comment in your first post?

Don't worry, Vladi will come out of his funk. It is not just him in a bind right now, check out the stats. You got Kotchman as the top hitter and Napoli as the HR leader. Kotchman is great I know but where did Napoli come from with his power. Besides that, Angels are still in first thanks to the pitching

The roids are wearing off...better go find a corked bat.

btw Arch... We know you're on the first page b/c you're on the first page. You don't have to tell us.

If you must, why don't you put that 'first' comment in your first post?
U.S. GOVERNMENT | 05/29/08, 08:17 AM


Hey, let me man do his job will ya?

Now...what's wrong with Vlad? Where do you want the TRUTH to begin?

1. Out of shape
2. Has a very undisciplined swing
3.Is slightly less stupid than Manny Ramirez

WOW!!! Fan Nation answered their own question:

The notoriously free swinger has expanded his strike zone even more this season and has been falling off to the third-base side on too many swings.

You think this maybe part of the problem?

Actually, it's "hear, hear!"

If you must, why don't you put that 'first' comment in your first post?
U.S. GOVERNMENT | 05/29/08, 08:17 AM

Hey, let me man do his job will ya?
THE TRUTH | 05/29/08, 09:12 AM

Here here

Field Marshall Sunny Day | 05/29/08, 09:27 AM


pfft... passivists.

De nada, mi amido Clownica.

"amido". Oh, THAT was a good one.

Sorry, FMSD, but the US Government no longer recognizes the word "pacifists" as belonging to the English language but, rather, only to known terrorist cells.

Please forward the phone # of the offender so that he can be retained for questioning for the rest of his natural life.

Dear Concerned Citizen,
The Government banned dictionary's and spellcheck long ago. We official's are expected to survive on our wit, charm and good looks. We are just walking in the path set by our Supreme Leader: W. Lowering your expectations will certainly help.. Sorry for any inconvienence. You can expect a restitution check in the mail. (If you make more that $3k/year and less than $3.5k/year.)
Thanks for nothing in advance,
The US Gov

7 homeruns 28 rbi's ? i would not exactly hit the panic button.. what would they say about andruw jones ? .158 ba/ 2 hr's/ 8 rbi's and now on the d.l after blaming his pathetic numbers on his knee... oh yeah i forgot to mention he is making 18 mill a year.

i really wish i had put line breaks in there.