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Chris Zorich has a new career -- at a very familiar place. Notre Dame's former All-American nose tackle has returned to his alma mater to become the school's manager of student welfare and development, the Tribune has learned. His main role will be to develop and implement programs for student-athletes that stress academic success, personal development and career preparation. He also will direct Notre Dame's summer sports camps programs.

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June 3, 2008  08:58 AM ET

Maybe they couldn't find a photo of Zorich....uh...guess the intern never heard of Google, lol.

June 3, 2008  10:23 AM ET

manager of student welfare and development?? What in holy hell is that? Sounds like a glorified Resident Advisor

June 3, 2008  10:41 AM ET

That canny sir charles, it a secret plan he dusted off from the New England days! Nice title Zorich will have, wonder how long it took charlie to figure that one out?

June 3, 2008  11:18 AM ET

Five silly comments on a nothing story. You guys have way too much time on your hands!

June 3, 2008  11:24 AM ET

Five silly comments on a nothing story. You guys have way too much time on your hands!
Gariboy | 06/03/08, 11:18 AM


You posted on here??

June 3, 2008  11:25 AM ET

I have figured it our..Zorich's title is just a fancy way of saying he's in charge of video surveilance

June 3, 2008  11:27 AM ET

Get back to your soup Truth!

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June 3, 2008  11:43 AM ET

Take the R out and it becomes evidence which side of the fence he swings on.

Weis has that look in his eye you only get from the resultant heartburn of participating in a hot-dog eating contest.

June 3, 2008  11:46 AM ET

Who cares, Notre Dame is garbage.

June 3, 2008  11:51 AM ET

What is Weis thinking in that picture? "Are they cooking brats?"

localboy54 | 06/03/08, 08:12 AM
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I have been led to believe Chuck likes cheeseburgers, double cheeseburgers to be exact. But I am sure he is quite happy with brats, hot dogs or most any sausage or processed pork.

June 3, 2008  11:52 AM ET

Zorich took a job to be a glorified landlord.

June 3, 2008  11:59 AM ET

Take the R out and it becomes evidence which side of the fence he swings on.


Delightfully Clever!

June 3, 2008  12:09 PM ET

Pretty obvious no ND grads in this bunch. I'll jump back in when you fraternity boys are back in class and someone has something intelligent to say. Ciao!

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June 3, 2008  12:16 PM ET

gari???? Fellas that end their names with an "I" are usually ****!

Chicken de'communiste | 06/03/08, 11:34 AM

Yeah and he follows it up with "boy." Add in the assumption that he did go to Notre Dame and the signs all point to Gariboy being a pillow biter.

June 3, 2008  12:20 PM ET

Gari - you accuse posters of having too much time on their hands. Then you make multiple posts and say you'll be back later.

Aweome!

June 3, 2008  12:22 PM ET

Pillow Biter???

That's EFFIN PRICELESS!!!!!!!!

June 3, 2008  12:51 PM ET

There is no need to connect with former players...

Love,

Bill. F. Callahan

 
June 3, 2008  12:57 PM ET

Yes, cheeseburgers is the correct answer.

PS All Notre Gayme (see what I did there I'm so hilarious) are teh ghey

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