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Red Sox to draft lefty reliever

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05:04 AM ET 06.05 | Baseball Prospectus is projecting that the Red Sox will take a left-handed reliever from Terry Francona's alma mater, Daniel Schlereth, with their first pick. The Sox have the 30th and last pick in the first round. He's the son of former NFL player and television analyst Mark Schlereth.

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Terry Francona, AP Terry Francona, AP
June 5, 2008  05:14 AM ET

Bring in Bonds. That should be easy to decide.

June 5, 2008  07:56 AM ET

do you mean Barry or Gold?

June 5, 2008  09:39 AM ET

Representatives of Bobo the Baboon have contracted me, Lancelot Link - Secret Chimp, to investigate the disappearance of Bobo's eyes.

They assert that Bobo was enjoying a few cocktails at the local Monkey Bar and the next thing he knew, he woke up in a bathtub full of ice with a couple of ping pong balls stuffed into his occular cavaties.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of Bobo's eyes, his representatives have promised a handsome reward.

June 5, 2008  02:03 PM ET

I have this irresistable urge to rip off one of that blind dame's arms and beat her with the bloody end.

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June 5, 2008  02:50 PM ET

And while I'm at it, I may set fire to that **** of yours and beat it out with a tire iron.

(I know where you live, Sunny, and I'm running with a company of apes.)

June 5, 2008  02:50 PM ET

Wig?

June 5, 2008  02:53 PM ET

Yeah, wig. The first time, I typed FRlGHT wig, and got the old auto-zap.

But you can't rein in my kind for long.

Sooner or later, we'll stream out of our caves and dominate the world.

Especiallly now that Heston is out of the picture.

June 5, 2008  04:22 PM ET

Helen.

Helen?

Helen, can you hear me?

Look what I got here, Helen.

See this?

June 6, 2008  12:55 AM ET

I sure do like them there Sox.

 
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