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Josh, can't you afford a "yard boy"? I work cheap.....plus, I'm already missing both of my hands, and my right big toe and I see things a little blurry in both my eyes, on the weekends especially. I'd be perfect for this job!

BoBo | 07/18/08, 07:58 AM

With a name like BoBO, i don't for a second doubt what you're saying...

What Da Bloodclott!! | 07/18/08, 08:02 AM

The story I read yesterday said his brother had the chain saw when the accident happened.

no name at all | 07/18/08, 08:03 AM

According to my sources someone told me that they saw his cousin holding the the chain saw 3 days ago.

I is the man | 07/18/08, 08:07 AM

he should have juggled kittens instead of chainsaws

pw | 07/18/08, 08:19 AM

They made a movie in Texas about chainsaw "accidents".

CowboyDave | 07/18/08, 08:26 AM

With a name like BoBO, i don't for a second doubt what you're saying...

What Da Bloodclott!! | 07/18/08, 08:02 AM

I agree, BoBo knows what he's talking about.

CowboyDave | 07/18/08, 08:30 AM

Almost a disaster for Mrs. McCown.

marino4530 | 07/18/08, 08:38 AM

This is news?wowwwwww..

Sportsfandiva.. | 07/18/08, 09:24 AM

Put yourself in his place.......I just signed a $6 million contract to be a QB in the NFL..My little brother says hold this limb while I cut it with the chain saw inches away from your throwing hand.. yeah sure, start her up Luke.....glad it is not serious, but OMG..LMAO.

50yearfan | 07/18/08, 10:05 AM

yet another example of why we all need to stop idolizing these stupid athletes. just b/c you're rich doesn't mean you're smart....

Me DUM DUM | 07/18/08, 10:59 AM

well since he has no arm, it would be kind of weird if he just had a hand floating around.

duany | 07/18/08, 11:39 AM

i applied for a landscaping job when i was younger.
the guy asked me if i had any problem with using dangerous tools like chainsaws and wood chippers.
i asked him if he had all his fingers and toes.
then i saw the bandage on his hand.
it turns out he had office duty because he had cut off his second finger and it was still healing.

Houston Asteroids | 07/18/08, 12:14 PM

Josh told his brother to "close your eyes, use the force Luke"

jdang307 | 07/18/08, 12:58 PM

What a idiot..

CarsonPalmer09 | 07/18/08, 02:57 PM

Dude, hire some kids to do that.

Tell it like it is | 07/18/08, 03:10 PM

Dude, hire some kids to do that.

Tell it like it is | 07/18/08, 03:10 PM
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Yea but you have to remember they're both just mediocre quarterbacks in the NFL I don't think they wanna spend that kind of money when they could just do it theirselves..

CarsonPalmer09 | 07/18/08, 03:34 PM

For a second I thought his index finger was actually cut off O.o

Bio1590: It's football time! | 07/18/08, 05:21 PM

Isn't this why we have illegal aliens in this country?

MrMiyagiJr | 07/18/08, 05:27 PM

Take one chainsaw and two idiot Texans, and what else can you expect but injury? Just too bad W hasn't nicked his femoral artery while clearing brush in Crawford. Oh, well, can't win them all.

We're doomed. | 07/18/08, 06:01 PM