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forget this (non) story.
Look at the picture of Mini Me.
He looks like he is about toannounce that he is marching into somewhere


BETTMAN S***S

He is marching into MSG to join battle with Dolan ..... stupid little oik.

He is marching into MSG to join battle with Dolan ..... stupid little oik.

Oilers4Ever

Und after we annex MSG...it's on to Edmonton to get zat swiinehunt Lowe for making fun of Burke!!!

WHAT BABE RUTH IS TO BASEBALL, BETTMAN IS TO S***ING

He looks like a clean shaven G1A1Y **** !
Did any player that anyone cares about get suspended ?

No, Okay I didn't think so so lets move on T&R!

Clean shaven G1A1Y H1i1t1l1e1r

"I am making it my primary concern to seek out dissention wherever I may find it" stated Fuhrer Bettman. "Anyone who is disrespectful to my faithful lieutenants will receive a severe slap on the wrist. Furthermore I will not allow those upstart owners to think that they have any say whatsoever in the appearance or content of their team websites. They will all bow to me, or face the consequences."

Following this audacious statement Bettman was today reported to be in hiding having received a challenge from his most vocal critic, Spiny Norman, to a debate about hockey.

Man BGM must still be sleepin' !
lol JJ

Following this audacious statement Bettman was today reported to be in hiding having received a challenge from his most vocal critic, Spiny Norman, to a debate about hockey.

Oilers4Ever

He was heard from his bunker today, however With Vice Marshall Brian Burke

BETTMAN S***S

Bettman deeply contemplates his next big decision.....Do I want fries with that?

He was heard from his bunker today, however With Vice Marshall Brian Burke

BETTMAN S***S

Spiny Norman

This just in .... sources within the bunker claim that Bettman was "crying like a baby" at the thought of having to face Spiny Norman. "But I don't know anything about hockey" the Commissioner is alleged to have sobbed. "Don't worry Gary" Burke is heard to have replied. "I'll throw a few more accusations at Lowe and that'll throw them off the scent for a while". "You're my saviour Bryan" gibbered Bettman, "how can I ever thank you?"

Mein Kampf......

"You're my saviour Bryan" gibbered Bettman, "how can I ever thank you?"

Oilers4Ever

"No worries, Mein Commisar, Just keep adding teams i places they don't belong. When someone fusses, let ME go after them...."

IS THERE EVEN A WAY TO MEASURE HOW MUCH BETTMAN S***S

"No worries, Mein Commisar, Just keep adding teams i places they don't belong. When someone fusses, let ME go after them...."

IS THERE EVEN A WAY TO MEASURE HOW MUCH BETTMAN S***S
Spiny Norman


"Thanks, Burkey. How'd you like to be the GM of the new Puerto Rico Club? You can live in my hideout where I stay when Spiny is on the prowl."

"Thanks, Burkey. How'd you like to be the GM of the new Puerto Rico Club? You can live in my hideout where I stay when Spiny is on the prowl."

wtnelson


DINSDALE??? DINSDALE???
or should I say:
GARY??? GARY???

Bettman and Burke .... the Piranha Brothers of the NHL, lol

Bettman and Burke .... the Piranha Brothers of the NHL, lol

Oilers4Ever

but neither of them are smart enough to use...sarcasm...

BETTMAN IS THE ESSENCE OF S***S

No ... nor dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes or satire ....
(hang on, haven't we been here before ..... ? lol)

And they're not a terribly cheery lot, either.

The NHLPA believes the IIHF has no right to suspend the players.
The Globe and Mail

And ... the NHLPA has no right to tell the IIHF what to do!

The IIHF is supposed to have the right, as they are supposed to be the INTERNATIONAL Federation. When last I looked, that does incude North America. Having your authority questioned by the NHLPA is ironic at best (hey Oilers...there's our IRONY)

The NHLPA is like Renfield to BETTMAN'S Dracula

BETTMAN S***S

Where's Brain-ded now-a-days anyways? He cant still be celebrating the Jeff Finger signing. Or is he? I think he's planning the Stanley Cup parade right now. Which routes to take. LOL.
bostongm

Such a lack of respect, bad bgm.
Alas Baun-ded appears to be AWOL, as are Bentley and GoCanada. Maybe they're on extended vacation?