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Are we getting so hard up for Favre stories that THIS makes news? What's next, 'he flushes toilet after taking a dump'?

Yeah, probably. Here are some others we'll probably see:

"Favre drops back, passes ball."

"Favre seen eating breakfast, enjoys Frosted Flakes."

"Favre breathes air, reports confirm."

I can't wait for the story that reads; Favre missing, last seen under a pile of Patriot defensive players.

Are we getting so hard up for Favre stories that THIS makes news? What's next, 'he flushes toilet after taking a dump'?

Lady's Coach Belicat | 08/20/08, 07:28 AM
Good morning Lady..Yeah, I think that would be the next story..I have one: Farve and Deanna went shopping for Wranglers in Manhattan..shrugs..

Favre, in fact, had a conversation with Coles yesterday during which he paid him a pretty high compliment

Shame on you NY Post for wasting natural resources......that paper apparently should only be used to start a fire.

Actually, the reporter branding Coles an adolescent sulker for not talking to him sounds a might bratty to me....

Note to the NY Post....no law says anyone has to talk to you and provide you with free content to sell if they don't want to...

jackman....its the NY Post, hahaha. It's a waste of trees every day.

Any Van Gogh fans out there?

This just in Brett Favre had 2 eggs sunny side with a side of wheat toast, potatoes and bacon, along with a glass of tomato juice. In a related story Lavarneus coles had a bowl of Total with Skim Milk, however he is still not talking to the bagels, an unfortunate adolescent act of sulking over his hurt feelings about the sudden switch from Lenders to Pepperidge Farms.

Good morning Lady..Yeah, I think that would be the next story..I have one: Farve and Deanna went shopping for Wranglers in Manhattan..shrugs..

Sportsfandiva.. | 08/20/08, 08:05 AM

Good morning to you too.
You know, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they DID have some paparazzi dimwit following them around the streets of New York. lol

I am so glad I got up early so I could be one of the first to know what Bretts up to today.

I hope he and Coles can kiss and makeup so Brett can focus on learning to play Jets football.

"HUT HUT... Snap... duck... Cover... Ok lets run thru that drill again Brett!"

Coles is always hurt. First he cries b/c he wants to win and then he cries b/c he says the Jets don't care about the guys in their own 4-12 lockerroom. The Jets then restructured his deal. After he has a career year, he'll want that restructured too.

love how reporters always like kids if players don't want to speak to them.

Any Van Gogh fans out there?

The J Dog | 08/20/08, 08:24 AM
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I am, although this is a ahem......a sports site.

Oh how I wish Bruce would come back to Buffalo so he could clean Favre's clock. That would be priceless !!!!!!!

jackman....its the NY Post, hahaha. It's a waste of trees every day.

C-Smith | 08/20/08, 08:20 AM
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Killing the Amazon for this ****....lol

Good morning to you too.
You know, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if they DID have some paparazzi dimwit following them around the streets of New York. lol

Lady's Coach Belicat | 08/20/08, 08:41 AM

lol, me either but imagine him trying to find Wranglers in NY..lol

Coles warming up to Favre? Is romance in the air?

This article is great. Coles is supposedly acting like an adolescent because he's out there doing his job and not whining to the media? Sounds like the reporter got his iddy-biddy feelings hurt. As for Favre paying him a pretty high compliment, wow, move over Ghandi, there's a new Nobel Peace Prize winner and he wears #4.

In other news, Favre is the single reason I'm going from being indifferent about the Jets to hoping they go 0-16 this year.

In other news, Favre is the single reason I'm going from being indifferent about the Jets to hoping they go 0-16 this year.

BMore D | 08/20/08, 09:14 AM

Well that's not going to happen any time soon even if you wish upon a star. =}