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Hey Shaq! How's her *** taste?

Shaq and the bean stalk!

He should put himself in jail

Hey Shaq! How's her *** taste?

ghostofthebabe | 08/23/08, 08:31 AM

Classic!

whats he doing in atlanta? maybe he wants to play for the hawks

how does a 7 footer stalk someone?::)

Amazing that a guy 7 feet tall and over 300 pounds, hasn't grown up. This is the kind of stuff 13 year olds do.

So much for that whole marriage reconciliation thing.

StalQer

The court affidavit quotes an e-mail from O'Neal as saying, "I dnt no who the [expletive] u think u dealin wit u will neva be heard from one phone call is I gotta make now try me. Sho me." David Wolfe Miller's attorney said O'Neal, 36, still had not been served the legal paperwork as of early Friday afternoon. O'Neal's agent, Perry Rogers, did not return three phone messages left at his office Friday afternoon. Officials with the Suns couldn't be reached for comment.

****!! Maybe he should work on his written communication skiils. After all, he will eventually have to write a police report.

After all, he will eventually have to write a police report.

Hllywd: Old Schoolin' | 08/23/08, 11:21 AM

And what's wrong with writing a police report in that style?

"I busted a cap in this MFer's knee just to sho'em who's daddy 'round hear (sp). Then, I turned around and dropped it like it's hot all over his face just to let him know how my fat arse tastes.

Now he is my byeotch, he'll think twice before jaywalking. "

Sincerely yours,
-Diesel

Haha, this is priceless.
Shaq, tell me how the law tastes!
Or maybe you never followed it.

Amazing that a guy 7 feet tall and over 300 pounds, hasn't grown up. This is the kind of stuff 13 year olds do.
Hllywd: Old Schoolin' | 08/23/08, 10:25 AM
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HEY! I'm 13!
Just kidding, I know your context.

Does Stalk Fu or the big Stalker have a better ring to it?

Shaq's got an interesting way of getting back together w/his wife...but then again Shaq's got an interesting way of doing many things:

1. Rewarding Both teams he won world championships w/by forcing horrible trades
2. Showing up @ camp for 10 years out of shape and injured
3. Basically tanking the first 30 games of every season
4. mending fences w/ Kobe via rap melody of love and respect

Shaq loves him some Shaq and everyone else better just get in the back and go along for the Shaq loving Shaq ride.

Obviously a 7 foot man can not stalk effectively

I wonder if this is just a diversion to get people not to focus on or talk about his declining basketball skills.