FanNation - The Republic of Sport

Shouldnt the cubs in general be going to a specialist. Voodoo, Shaman? Anything that might work.

He was the best starter in the playoffs too. Yikes.

*their(Cubs)

Is that coffee ready yet people? LOL

They should send him away. He can't go 5 innings every 6 or 7 days or else he will kill the bullpen. Not to mention his arm will fall off by the all-star break. What's it matter anyway. They'll choke if they even make the playoffs.

I'm wondering if the Cubs bought damaged goods when they traded for Harden. It's a trend with Oakland pitchers, because I believe Mark Mulder was already injured when the Cardinals traded for him in 2005......and look how that one has turned out.

QUOTE(#1):

Originally posted 06:07 AM ET  10.08 by Whalers

Shouldnt the cubs in general be going to a specialist. Voodoo, Shaman? Anything that might work.

I recommend some peyote.....or sacrificing the nearest Dominican Left Fielder....just saying...

Considering guys like Meche are getting 10-12 Mil a 7 mil option ain't that much even if he did lose velocity.

QUOTE(#6):

Originally posted 09:01 AM ET  10.08 by THE TRUTH

I recommend some peyote.....or sacrificing the nearest Dominican Left Fielder....just saying...

If they choose to go the sacrifice route may I suggust running said fielder down with a Hummer. It seems to be quite efficient.

QUOTE(#5):

Originally posted 08:58 AM ET  10.08 by TenRingsSTL

I'm wondering if the Cubs bought damaged goods when they traded for Harden. It's a trend with Oakland pitchers, because I believe Mark Mulder was already injured when the Cardinals traded for him in 2005......and look how that one has turned out.

When the A's let a pitcher go it is usually a sign he's done.

I always wondered if small market teams do less to protect young players arms knowing they won't be able to keep them down the road. I would. Get out of them what you can and then trade whats left of them for picks.

QUOTE(#8):

Originally posted 09:08 AM ET  10.08 by Justin Cyder

If they choose to go the sacrifice route may I suggust running said fielder down with a Hummer. It seems to be quite efficient.

Now that's effin' funny, I don't care where you are from

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 09:13 AM ET  10.08 by THE TRUTH

Now that's effin' funny, I don't care where you are from

He turned himself in and it turns out one of the women he hit refused to go out with him. I always gave the Pakistanis points for originality with their practice of throwing sulfuric acid in the face of women who have turned them down but running over someone in a Hummer is very 21st century in a Dominican kind of way.

QUOTE(#11):

Originally posted 09:33 AM ET  10.08 by Justin Cyder

He turned himself in and it turns out one of the women he hit refused to go out with him. I always gave the Pakistanis points for originality with their practice of throwing sulfuric acid in the face of women who have turned them down but running over someone in a Hummer is very 21st century in a Dominican kind of way.

It's also a good GREEN technique, do more seepage of acid liquids into the virgin earth.

QUOTE(#12):

Originally posted 09:43 AM ET  10.08 by THE TRUTH

It's also a good GREEN technique, do more seepage of acid liquids into the virgin earth.

It's always good to help the environment. That might explain all the kids Dominicans have. Condoms aren't biodegradable

precautionary...

and really i dont know how anybody has reoccuring problems...you had ot have done something wrong the first time, everytime. its all mechanics....if he wasnt doing it wrong at one point his arm would have never configured itself that way in the first place to be injury prone...

just a couple tweaks in alignment and his stride and we got ourselves a good pitcher guys...

when he's healthy he's lights..out

QUOTE(#13):

Originally posted 09:57 AM ET  10.08 by Justin Cyder

It's always good to help the environment. That might explain all the kids Dominicans have. Condoms aren't biodegradable

And judging by the hygiene of eastern european woman, they have taken a lockstep approach to not using certain feminine products I really cannot stomach to name.

QUOTE(#15):

Originally posted 10:05 AM ET  10.08 by THE TRUTH

And judging by the hygiene of eastern european woman, they have taken a lockstep approach to not using certain feminine products I really cannot stomach to name.

You can tell by the stench. She gotta be French.

QUOTE(#17):

Originally posted 10:22 AM ET  10.08 by SPACE ANUS

Let me guess, you have also taken the libery of inscribing that on a urinal at the local McDonald's?

Here's a bit of advice. When attempting to tell a joke most of us try and include something at least vaguely humorous.

it's funny how stuff like this comes out after a team loses

QUOTE(#19):

Originally posted 11:18 AM ET  10.08 by karmabad

it's funny how stuff like this comes out after a team loses

Naw, Space Anus is usually like that