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I don't know why everybody talks up Garrett Atkins...his away from Coors OPS is lie Julio Lugo

like Julio Lugo, that should read

Figgins is the catalyst for our offense... I like Konerko... But if we are trading Figgins... We need more in return... If we lose Tex... We have people who can do an adequate job at first.. Without the cost... To make a run at other people we need

Spam X#..........Timing, Location, and Money.

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I think Devo just blew a fuse.

If you continue with that debris you will be on the fast track to getting fit with some Chicago wingtips

I would hate to see Konerko go, but improving the team would be nice.

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Originally posted 08:59 AM ET  10.28 by ChiSoxFan

I would hate to see Konerko go, but improving the team would be nice.

ChiSoxfan what up? Look my fiancee absolutely adores Pauly Walnuts and he's a class act. Unfortunately that class act is also unquestionably the SLOWEST man in baseball and now he seems to be in decline in terms of the stats he's puttin' up. You guys need speed the way the Cubs need a World Series victory! Williams needs to retool this team, they showed this year that they're not that far from being a legitimate contender.

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Originally posted 10:00 AM ET  10.28 by Temples of Syrinx

Unfortunately that class act is also unquestionably the SLOWEST man

I am not a speedometer, but no one is slower than cement shoes, wheelless-wagon hitched to his arse - Jose Molina.

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Originally posted 10:03 AM ET  10.28 by ME DUM DUM

I am not a speedometer, but no one is slower than cement shoes, wheelless-wagon hitched to his arse - Jose Molina.

Dum Dum, Jim Thome runs faster backwards and on his hands than Konerko, heck you ran faster in the Easter Island marathon! ;)

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Originally posted 10:22 AM ET  10.28 by Temples of Syrinx

Dum Dum, Jim Thome runs faster backwards and on his hands than Konerko, heck you ran faster in the Easter Island marathon! ;)

true, very true, but it wasn't me. It was my new Zips!!!

I'd put the Yanks trio of Jorge, Matsui and Molina up against any team, any day. These guys run slower than old people screw.

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Originally posted 10:30 AM ET  10.28 by ME DUM DUM

true, very true, but it wasn't me. It was my new Zips!!! I'd put the Yanks trio of Jorge, Matsui and Molina up against any team, any day. These guys run slower than old people screw.

Um...................I don't even want to know how you know the last part of your rant, but I'll take your word for it! ;)

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Originally posted 12:08 PM ET  10.28 by Temples of Syrinx

Um...................I don't even want to know how you know the last part of your rant, but I'll take your word for it! ;)

just couldn't come up with a better analogy. I swear on God's green earth that I have never witnessed something like that.

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Originally posted 12:27 PM ET  10.28 by ME DUM DUM

just couldn't come up with a better analogy. I swear on God's green earth that I have never witnessed something like that.

Or actually been a part of such a thing? ;)

You been watching geriatric porno again?

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Originally posted 01:12 PM ET  10.28 by Jack McCoy: Cat's Boss

If that were true it would mean that old people are somehow useful to society, which they're not. We need to round up everyone over 70, throw them in a pit, douse 'em with kerosene and torch the whole wrinkled lot of them.

Them damn vikings had the right idea. Find the nearest skiff, load it up with said geriatic and some kindling, set ablaze, and SET SAIL!

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Originally posted 12:28 PM ET  10.28 by Marilyn purrs

Or actually been a part of such a thing? ;)

one has to learn where to draw the line.....and I drew it there....