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He'll have his hip fixed and beyond that he can do whatever he wants to do.

We can rebuild him...we have the technology...maybe Joepa's waiting to see if they can transplat his brain into another body before he retires.

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Originally posted 09:54 AM ET  10.29 by LGP: Stanley Cup Champs

We can rebuild him...we have the technology...maybe Joepa's waiting to see if they can transplat his brain into another body before he retires.

Classic.

Can't we clone him? Have him coach another 40/50 years?

He should wait until after they get destoyed in the national championship if they even make it that far.

Labotomy??? Facelift? Dental?

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Originally posted 02:30 PM ET  10.29 by davep

He should wait until after they get destoyed in the national championship if they even make it that far.

Nothin like a PA fan to support a ledgend! Hell, I'm an ND fan and would rather watch any Joe pa team play anybody, cause they show-up. Some years penn doesn't have the tallent, but when they do, ouch. They play the game like it should be, on the feild, knock the 'snot of um', decleating hits, and yes sometimes slower. but they sure do win....

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Originally posted 02:30 PM ET  10.29 by davep

He should wait until after they get destoyed in the national championship if they even make it that far.

Penn State can match up against anyone, they proved that vs OSU

He should get his hip replaced if that is what is needed, then retire. I think his assts have been running the show for some time now and Joe's #1 man should take over and officially run the program. At 82 and if he needs a hip replacement the recovery for his age group is long. Good luck. With their weak schedule I don't see them playing for the fantasy NC. Play some teams that are tough, then maybe their ranking would matter. The top 15 would have to lose for them to play in the fantasy NC.

Joepa has that look on his face b/c he just found out they were serving creamed corn AND creamed spinach for lunch!

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Originally posted 04:45 AM ET  10.30 by WallaB

He should get his hip replaced if that is what is needed, then retire. I think his assts have been running the show for some time now and Joe's #1 man should take over and officially run the program. At 82 and if he needs a hip replacement the recovery for his age group is long. Good luck. With their weak schedule I don't see them playing for the fantasy NC. Play some teams that are tough, then maybe their ranking would matter. The top 15 would have to lose for them to play in the fantasy NC.

The top 15 have to lose for PSU to make the fantasy NCG? Dammit, guess my CFB season is over and I didn't even know it. Guess I'll be relegated to watching womens volleyball, no wait a minute, is there a fantasy volleyball NCG?

Fantasy NCG, whatever!

Truth is, JoPa is already dead. What we see each is Disney Animatronics.

The glasses are to cover the eyes - getting animatronic pupils to respond correctly is rather difficult.

When those pesky animatronic legs act up, they move him to the press box.

the press hasn't yet noticed - is this surprising?

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Originally posted 04:23 AM ET  10.31 by Prove It

Truth is, JoPa is already dead. What we see each is Disney Animatronics.The glasses are to cover the eyes - getting animatronic pupils to respond correctly is rather difficult.When those pesky animatronic legs act up, they move him to the press box.the press hasn't yet noticed - is this surprising?

WHEW! Do another bong hit!

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Originally posted 07:06 PM ET  10.29 by SSgtsteelers

Penn State can match up against anyone, they proved that vs OSU

Amen

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Originally posted 05:33 PM ET  10.29 by alohabob

Nothin like a PA fan to support a ledgend! Hell, I'm an ND fan and would rather watch any Joe pa team play anybody, cause they show-up. Some years penn doesn't have the tallent, but when they do, ouch. They play the game like it should be, on the feild, knock the 'snot of um', decleating hits, and yes sometimes slower. but they sure do win....

Well said!

QUOTE(#10):

Originally posted 07:39 AM ET  10.30 by LGP: Stanley Cup Champs

Joepa has that look on his face b/c he just found out they were serving creamed corn AND creamed spinach for lunch!

No! he's looking at you saying you need to change his underwear!...How can anyone not love JOEPA...except Pitt Panther fans...He's the God father of college football...

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Originally posted 07:39 AM ET  10.30 by LGP: Stanley Cup Champs

Joepa has that look on his face b/c he just found out they were serving creamed corn AND creamed spinach for lunch!

oh yeah, that's after he had the "creamed corn AND creamed spinach"...