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finally..sign him already.

I'll bet the Boras negotiations go like this: "Yes my client is a complete post and a cancer in the clubhouse but let's not forget he's one of the most dominant hitters to play the game. Heck if the Dodgers had two or three more Manny's they may have beaten the Phillies........"

Manny=Pancreatic adenocarcinoma

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Is Manny making out with his bat in that picture?

When they say "Manny Loves to bat" they were SERIOUS!!!

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Mornin' THE TRUTH ... what's the soup de jour?

Muligatawny

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Is Manny making out with his bat in that picture?

That's gonna be the cover of his new album: Smell the bat!

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Originally posted 08:56 AM ET  11.03 by Shrimpy Mancankles

Excuse me, I hate to be a bother, but I didn't get my bread.

We do not offer a Kosher menu here

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Is Manny making out with his bat in that picture?

Looks like he's.... sniffing it?
MANNY?!?! You don't know where that bat's BEEN!!!

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Originally posted 09:05 AM ET  11.03 by The TRUTH

We do not offer a Kosher menu here

I thought Racism day was last week.

Morning cat. Nice work on the page #. See you are ready for work today lol.

Dodgers need to make a serious offer here. If they are going to only offer 2 years they need to seriously blow away the previous 1 year salary high. Arod makes $27.5M a year so the Dodgers would have to offer $30M a year for 2 years or be willing to go 3 years at Arod's price. Anything other than that and I see Boras walking from the table and shopping Manny to the rest of the league in 2 weeks.

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Originally posted 09:19 AM ET  11.03 by chiefrucka6

Looks like he's.... sniffing it?MANNY?!?! You don't know where that bat's BEEN!!!

Rumor has it that Manny knows exactly where that bat's been and that's why he's sniffing it. Another rumor has it that the first rumor involves Joe Torre's now-frayed balloon knot.

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Originally posted 09:54 AM ET  11.03 by The Walrus

Rumor has it that Manny knows exactly where that bat's been and that's why he's sniffing it. Another rumor has it that the first rumor involves Joe Torre's now-frayed balloon knot.

Senor Walrus.. An Indian fan friend of mine told me a while back there was some concern about Manny being lite in the loafers. Seeing his wife is pretty hot, I have my doubts.

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I saw an Antiques Roadshow where someone had nice scrimshaw walrus tusks, and I thought of you. They were worth a lot!

Really? Walrus why don't you come here for a moment. Ignore the baseball bat I'm holding and planning to use to club you like a baby seal.

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Originally posted 10:00 AM ET  11.03 by bcoltrinari

Really? Walrus why don't you come here for a moment. Ignore the baseball bat I'm holding and planning to use to club you like a baby seal.

be careful. I actually got reprimanded for discussing the clubbing of baby seals a while back. I think the line that was deemed offensive was "Baby seals....God's hammer testers".

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Originally posted 09:56 AM ET  11.03 by Field Marshall Sunny Day

Senor Walrus.. An Indian fan friend of mine told me a while back there was some concern about Manny being lite in the loafers. Seeing his wife is pretty hot, I have my doubts.

Agreed. I think he's just "experimenting."

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Better make the first blow accurate bc! Nothing more dangerous than a p*issed off walrus!

Ever have an aggrevated pygmy marmoset in your pants?