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looks like Uncle Charlie could use 'em... football team could use some teeth

Stay in school Luke. The NBA is a joke.

Stay in school, spread the wealth among your teammates, I'd rather have balance and wins than double doubles and blowout defeats that are not in question ten minutes out of the opening tip. Prove you're a winner, you'll get your shot next year.

After speaking to several Sports Agents and NBA Souting Executives, Luke Harangody decided to pull out of this year's draft after receiving a draft grade of "Big, slow, no hops, white guy". Disappointed, Harangody purchased his first Tupac Shakur CD and went to a tanning bed to work on his game for next years draft.

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Originally posted 08:30 AM ET  04.17 by zzyzzx zephyr's girl...

looks like Uncle Charlie could use 'em... football team could use some teeth

Or, Uncle Charlie would like to pass him through his teeth. Ummmm, tender albino sloth, smoked with a dry, cajun rub.

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Originally posted 09:50 AM ET  04.17 by GatorBaitor

After speaking to several Sports Agents and NBA Souting Executives, Luke Harangody decided to pull out of this year's draft after receiving a draft grade of "Big, slow, no hops, white guy". Disappointed, Harangody purchased his first Tupac Shakur CD and went to a tanning bed to work on his game for next years draft.

You left out the part about hiring a producer and posting a video on Streetball.com.

This, of course, AFTER he works on his tan.

Some tatoos and a gold tooth wouldn't hurt either.

Luke should stay in school for another season.

Dr.BubbaFeelgood: Thanks for the laughs. Your posts got me crackin up in a good way.

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Originally posted 10:16 AM ET  04.17 by J. HOVA: PRIMETIME

Dr.BubbaFeelgood: Thanks for the laughs. Your posts got me crackin up in a good way.

I got this picture of a tricked-out Luke Harangody vs. the Denver Nugget's "Birdman" as the NBA game of the week!

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Originally posted 09:50 AM ET  04.17 by GatorBaitor

After speaking to several Sports Agents and NBA Souting Executives, Luke Harangody decided to pull out of this year's draft after receiving a draft grade of "Big, slow, no hops, white guy". Disappointed, Harangody purchased his first Tupac Shakur CD and went to a tanning bed to work on his game for next years draft.

How did we survive without the Gator?

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Originally posted 10:20 AM ET  04.17 by Dr. B-f-G

I got this picture of a tricked-out Luke Harangody vs. the Denver Nugget's "Birdman" as the NBA game of the week!

Seriously?

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Originally posted 10:34 AM ET  04.17 by J. HOVA: PRIMETIME

Seriously?

No, it's my sick imagination.

"Pull out early!!"

Which is exactly what she said.

"And when it came out it went drip, drip, drip, I didn't know she had the GI-Joe with the Kung-Fu grip."

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Originally posted 09:55 AM ET  04.17 by Dr. B-f-G

You left out the part about hiring a producer and posting a video on Streetball.com.

This, of course, AFTER he works on his tan.

We don't tan Bubba.

We have a quantum transition.

Milk white to lobster red.

Milk white in the car, lobster red by the time we walk to the beach.

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Originally posted 11:01 AM ET  04.17 by 802TerryAveIrish

"Pull out early!!"

Which is exactly what she said.

Switch to the eyeball guided pleasure unit (EGPU).

Also known as the Pope's Choice (PC).

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Originally posted 09:55 AM ET  04.17 by Dr. B-f-G

You left out the part about hiring a producer and posting a video on Streetball.com.This, of course, AFTER he works on his tan.

Being a superior athlete, I am certain he has access to a synthetic melanin steroidal derivative of some sort. Kinda of an Anit-Michael Jackson cream called "The Dark". If Mike can be chalked up, Uber-Goober can be tanned up!

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Originally posted 09:51 AM ET  04.17 by GatorBaitor

Or, Uncle Charlie would like to pass him through his teeth. Ummmm, tender albino sloth, smoked with a dry, cajun rub.

Gator, the Domer Whiner Club made us promise not to make fun of Uncle Charlie's weight. We agreed unless the jokes were new or hilarious - outrageous like this works too.

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Originally posted 11:56 AM ET  04.17 by Huitzilopochtli

Gator, the Domer Whiner Club made us promise not to make fun of Uncle Charlie's weight. We agreed unless the jokes were new or hilarious - outrageous like this works too.

I'll stop making fun of Chucky's uterus pooch when he stops eating children and botching stomach staplings, until that time, I providing a public service.

The Pope said "NO" to late stage abortions and that was intended to include children up to 13 yrs old.