Martel - Moopsbane

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Posted Monday March 18, 2013, About: Djokovic, Sharapova advance at Indian Wells
I am saddened to see the Azarenka Bad Pedicure story dethroned.
Posted Thursday November 29, 2012, About: Jets LB Scott rips hometown crowd
Udder failure.
Posted Friday October 19, 2012, About: Suh looking to leave Detroit?
Maybe his sister needs a new set of Ndentures.
Posted Friday October 19, 2012, About: Suh looking to leave Detroit?
are you saying he's ngunhappy?
Posted Tuesday October 16, 2012, About: Will Boston wait for Leyland?
Suzyn Waldman would be crushed.
Posted Wednesday October 10, 2012, About: Lockout arrivals warned over KHL rules
Mr. Polyakov seems to assume that the players can read.
Posted Wednesday October 03, 2012, About: Seattle gains a new recruiting tool
Solution: add "co" to the end of every stadium's name.

It would be much harder to hit HRs in Fenwayco.
Posted Friday September 21, 2012, About: CJ2K: Don't blame me for Titans rushing woes
No, it's a guitar that you play sitting down.
Posted Friday September 21, 2012, About: CJ2K: Don't blame me for Titans rushing woes
You seem to be the one peddling stoole around here.
Posted Wednesday September 12, 2012, About: Too many voices in Tebow's head
The Father, Son, Holy Ghost and Sparano.
Posted Friday September 07, 2012, About: Lynn on Trout: 'Looks like an anvil salesman'
I'm surprised. I would have thought he'd always be called safe.
Posted Thursday September 06, 2012, About: Maddon mocks Valentine's rant
#18 is code for "getting chai".
Posted Thursday August 23, 2012, About: League out to publicly shame divers
Thus the "Martel". See Tours, Battle of.
Posted Thursday August 23, 2012, About: League out to publicly shame divers
Taunting.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder-Grapes."
Posted Thursday August 23, 2012, About: League out to publicly shame divers
The real crackdown should be on synchronized diving. Who ever decided that was a sport?
Posted Tuesday August 21, 2012, About: Clemens could pitch in the bigs by September
I'm sorry, the correct response was "Oh. My. Gawd."
Posted Monday August 20, 2012, About: Report: Cabrera created fake website, product to avoid drug suspension
The sad thing is, he would have gotten away with the fake website except for the marketing slogan he used: "The Melk-man Delivers!"

(flips quarter to John Sterling)
Posted Tuesday August 14, 2012, About: Tebow's top-secret Wildcat practice
Lamont Cranston, is that you?
Posted Tuesday August 07, 2012, About: Argentina guard punched 'Melo below the belt
Campazzo just wanted to prove he's a baller.
Posted Wednesday June 20, 2012, About: Maddon blasts Nats manager after pine tar incident
That's a clown rant, Joe.
Posted Wednesday May 16, 2012, About: Blount responding to Bucs' challenge
Blounty (n): a bounty on one's own teammate.
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