Posted Friday May 03, 2013, About: Dwight Howard does not need surgery

No shoulder surgery, I get that. How about brain surgery?

Posted Thursday May 02, 2013, About: Haslem second Heat player burglarized

I guess some thieves are taking their talents to South Beach ...

Posted Sunday March 31, 2013, About: Andy Pettitte: Yankees will be in World Series

"... I expect us to be in the World Series.."
Is he back on drugs?

Posted Tuesday March 26, 2013, About: Romar downplays growing UCLA intrigue

Translation: I really want that UCLA job.

Posted Sunday March 17, 2013, About: Koby Bryant doubtful Sunday vs. Kings

The Lakers don't need Koby to make the playoffs. They have enough good payers for that.

Posted Wednesday January 09, 2013, About: Cowboys defensive staff to re-interview for their jobs

If JJ really wants to make the Cowboys better he has to fire the current GM asap.

Posted Sunday November 25, 2012, About: Andrew Bynum out indefinitely in Philly

It is because the thread got injured as well.

Posted Sunday November 25, 2012, About: Manning can move into 2nd place with a win

An he is not even done yet.

Posted Wednesday April 25, 2012, About: Gov. Christie to Nets: 'Good riddance'

Is there a helicopter big enough to lift that whale?

Posted Sunday April 22, 2012, About: Can RGIII revive the Redskins?

Is RG3 into dogs too?

Posted Thursday February 09, 2012, About: O'Brien bolting Terps?

It was bound to happen with the coach's last name so close to the infamous Ford Edsel.

Posted Wednesday November 09, 2011, About: Tevez goes AWOL in Argentina

I agree. JoePa has lost his moral compass and still believes he is without guilt. His message to the players on his "retirement" announcement was: "Beat Nebraska." It should have been "Don't make the mistake I have made."

Posted Monday May 30, 2011, About: Warner says Qatar bought World Cup

Makes you wonder if FIFA and the college BCS are run by the same people.

Posted Wednesday February 23, 2011, About: Infractions follow Kiffin to USC

I thought hiring Lane was already more than enough punishment for USC. It is not fair to ask for more.

Posted Sunday February 20, 2011, About: Dolphins kicking tires on Cam Newton

"With Cam Newton, 'there are character questions that need to be answered,' Mel Kiper Jr. said."

Are there more characters issues about Cam that we don't know yet? I thought the list was pretty long already.

Posted Sunday February 20, 2011, About: Sources: Isiah Thomas running Knicks again

These are good news for FUI fans. They can look forward to a new (real) coach, once Isiah moves in with James Dolan.

Posted Tuesday February 08, 2011, About: Nation's No. 1 recruit South Carolina's to lose

I am sure he knows enough math to count the $$

Posted Thursday February 03, 2011, About: Top recruit flipping on USC?

The kid finally took off sometime to check Lane's win/loss record and found out that Lane has yet to prove he can win.

Posted Wednesday February 02, 2011, About: If Lakers trade, Artest wants out?

They should trade Kobe before his knee blows up completely.

Posted Monday January 31, 2011, About: Clowney not answering calls from Spurrier, Saban

He is not taking calls but his dad could be taking all kind of bids, I mean calls. That process is NCAA approved.

Posted Saturday January 29, 2011, About: Bryant back to barely practicing

What is missing here is information about the real nature of the knee injury. Some injuries do not heal no matter how much rest one takes. If it is one of those then forget about Kobe getting better when playoff time arrives.