Major Tom

Major Tom's Comments

Posted Thursday February 05, 2009, About: Rockies: Pitcher's surgery premature
Go ahead, Ground Control, I read you.
Posted Friday November 28, 2008, About: Padres find third team for Peavy deal?
He's really made the grade.
Posted Tuesday September 30, 2008, About: Crawford makes case for Rays roster
He's really made the grade.
Posted Friday July 18, 2008, About: Should Mariners deal Ichiro?
God, I hate you guys.
Posted Friday July 18, 2008, About: Should Mariners deal Ichiro?
He's going to go to the Hiroshima Toyo Carp for a tin of radioactive sardines and a bag of Ben Wa balls.
Posted Friday July 18, 2008, About: Should Mariners deal Ichiro?
Roger that.
Posted Friday July 18, 2008, About: Should Mariners deal Ichiro?
I read you, Ground Control, go ahead.
Posted Wednesday October 31, 2007, About: Astros contact Hunter, Rowand
We've got a Space Ace sighting, and he's spouting verse.
Posted Wednesday October 31, 2007, About: Astros contact Hunter, Rowand
This is Major Tom to Ground Control.
Posted Tuesday October 23, 2007, About: Will Ortiz need first baseman's mitt?
Should I Carry Back George Smith to the Aristides Meridian?
Posted Thursday October 18, 2007, About: Seve wants Ryder Cup captaincy
This is Major Tom to Ground Control.
Posted Monday October 15, 2007, About: Mets to pursue Texas hitting coach
(Oh SHlT.)
Posted Monday October 15, 2007, About: Mets to pursue Texas hitting coach
Go ahead, Ground Control.
Posted Monday October 15, 2007, About: Mets to pursue Texas hitting coach
Those Iceland girls go down on polar bears.
Posted Saturday October 13, 2007, About: Angels really need A-Rod now
Don't cry, Timmy.

We liked you better when you were the asinine cleve.
Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Is Steinbrenner still The Boss?
Can you take him out from there, Ace? I'm sweatin' this guy.
Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Is Steinbrenner still The Boss?
Roger that, Dave.

Try a simultaneous quasar banding with an integrated circuit switch maneuver.
Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Is Steinbrenner still The Boss?
Not if I take you down first, kid.
Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Is Steinbrenner still The Boss?
Forget Space Ace, Ground Control.

He's on Ganymede with some hookers.

I've got this one myself.
Posted Friday October 12, 2007, About: Is Steinbrenner still The Boss?
Hey. Just a moment, you. What's the big idea?
Posted Thursday October 11, 2007, About: Cardinals won't pursue Torii
Can you confirm that Calvin & Hobbes breakdown, Ground Control?
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