Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Cubs travel to meet with Oklahoma's Gray

Whichever pitcher the Cubbies end up picking will be develop a major problem in his pitching arm.

Posted Tuesday May 14, 2013, About: Vikes' unveil 'most versatile structure on the planet'

The Vikings will need to find some non-football uses for the stadium after the NFL regular season ends every year

Posted Tuesday May 14, 2013, About: Samardzija deal won't happen soon

Maybe Samardzija and the Cubbies disagree on how much dumping one's girlfriend to become a better pitcher is worth.

Posted Monday May 13, 2013, About: Cubs ready to chase Boston's Ellsbury

I would think Ellsbury would want to go to a team with a chance to win.

Posted Thursday May 09, 2013, About: Cards rookie has 10 outs on 18 pitches

I hope his success continues but half of those stats came against the pathetic Cubbies. That's like beating a rookie league team or the Marlins.

Posted Tuesday May 07, 2013, About: Marmol has company among struggling Cubs relievers

The Cubbies called up Rafael Dolus from Iowa! Yeah, that's gonna help a lot. *snicker*

Posted Monday May 06, 2013, About: Marmol has company among struggling Cubs relievers

What a surprise that Marmol, Camp and a 38 year old pitcher from Japan aren't providing adequate relief in the bullpen. That seemed like such a good plan last winter.

Posted Sunday May 05, 2013, About: Draft expert: Cubs likely eyeing Mark Appel

Well, the Cubbies certainly don't need another clutch hitter. [/sarcasm]

Posted Sunday May 05, 2013, About: Fay Vincent: Mets, Marlins pathetic

He forgot to mention how crappy the Cubbies play..

Posted Sunday May 05, 2013, About: Draft expert: Cubs likely eyeing Mark Appel

Poor Appel.

Posted Saturday May 04, 2013, About: Blackhawks, CSN were wrong to fire "sex" commentator

Bad call! I wouldn't be surprised if some inept Cubbie front office official lobbied for her firing.

Posted Friday May 03, 2013, About: Pack's Eddie Lacy says he's 100% ready

Green Bay Packers running backs are as injury prone as Cubbie pitchers and Spinal Tap drummers.

Posted Thursday May 02, 2013, About: Ricketts floats Cubs relo

Have any of the current Cubbies actually read Theo's How to Play Like a Cub book or do they just color in them? Maybe the book doesn't get into staying awake during games and hustling.

Posted Thursday May 02, 2013, About: Ricketts floats Cubs relo

If the Cubbies get their jumbo-tron, one has to wonder if Cubbie fans would pay more for seats without a view of it so they can avoid re-watching all the low-lights of the usual Cubbie chokes. (Has Castillo retrieved that passed ball from earlier today yet? He sure wasn't in much of a hurry to track it down. Even die-hard Cubbie fans booed him.)

Posted Saturday April 27, 2013, About: Matt Garza to resume throwing Saturday

Yeah, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with his arm. Just like there was never anything wrong with Kerry Wood or Mark Prior.

Posted Friday April 26, 2013, About: Sveum toying with Marmol

Giving up a walk followed by a single to open the ninth is doing great? Just wait for warmer weather and we'll see how great Marmol is doing.

Posted Thursday April 25, 2013, About: Anthopoulos' claims rankle rival GMs

Seems like Theo and Jed should try claiming other team's rejects. They have to be able to find some improvements that way. Especially for their bullpen.

Posted Thursday April 25, 2013, About: Matt Garza scratched from rehab start

What a surprise! The Cubbies are usually so successful in permanently rehabbing pitcher's arms.

Posted Thursday April 25, 2013, About: Cubs ready to sell, sell, sell?

There isn't much that other teams would want that the Cubbies would actually be willing to "sell". I'm surprised at the people who are surprised how bad they are. It's the same core as last year.

Posted Wednesday April 24, 2013, About: Big-market problem? Too much cash

Well, you could always use some of that money to fix up your dilapidated stadium, create much needed parking for your stadium, and build a hotel to rip off naive Cubbie fans 365 days a year! It sure doesn't seem like Theo is using any money to improve his roster.

Posted Monday April 22, 2013, About: Cubs ready to demote two young stars?

Correction: Poor fundamentals, atrocious fielding, an inability to close out games and a lack of clutch hitting have been prevalent during the last 5 seasons. It's a Cubbie tradition!