Cowgirl by the Beach

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Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Cowboys yet to settle on play caller

Is that Bill Callahan, or a photo op for the next installment of "Grumpy Old Men"?

Posted Tuesday May 07, 2013, About: Woody Johnson 'extremely happy' to have Geno Smith

Well, he does sort of look like Vince Young, with that "Whut-chu-talkin'-'bout-Willis?" stare.

By the way, Dolemite, how 'about changing the Jets' name to the "Yets"? Seems to fit their pathway to the Super Bowl.

Posted Saturday March 16, 2013, About: Browns not expected to sign Jason Campbell

Why cause a QB controversy now, when Vince Young and JaMarcus Russell are staging their big comebacks before training camp? Either of them would be perfect to fill Cleveland's Brown Sinkhole of Quarterbacks ...

Posted Saturday March 16, 2013, About: Kevin Kolb officially out in Arizona

That explains the missing warranties for the "pre-owned" models.

Posted Friday March 08, 2013, About: Jaguars release Aaron Ross, Dawan Landry

Noooooooooooooo, thank you. We're content to handle Pop Warner games and high school homecomings amidst the Clippers, the Kings and the Galaxy.

Posted Friday March 08, 2013, About: Danny Amendola could draw interest from Eagles

Yeah. With "Brittle Vick" under center, it wouldn't make sense to sign another fragile playmaker. Hope he lands with a good team, though.

Posted Tuesday March 05, 2013, About: Oakland Raiders to receive alternate black helmets?

Al Davis-style velour warmup suits to go with the helmets? That would certainly add a new dimension to the team's image.

Posted Tuesday February 12, 2013, About: Tampa Bay, Roy Miller not making progress on new contract

Progress on the contract? Looks like he ate it on third and inches.

Posted Thursday February 07, 2013, About: Rob Ryan to Saints 'basically a done deal'

D-uh-FENSE! D-uh-FENSE! Goooooooooooo, D-uh-FENSE!

Posted Wednesday January 23, 2013, About: Jerry Jones strips Jason Garrett of play-calling duties

Ahh ... BBQ Razorback ... megalomaniac style. Ring the dinner bell!

Posted Friday January 18, 2013, About: Ravens DC: Only Tonya Harding can stop Tom Brady

Awww ... Did poor widdle Bwady get a boo-boo on his thumb?

Posted Friday January 18, 2013, About: Did personality conflicts lead to Rob Ryan's firing?

Indeed ... to the community college football system.

Posted Thursday January 03, 2013, About: Haley in the mix for Arizona job

Great question for the new edition of the Wonderlic test.

Posted Thursday January 03, 2013, About: Lovie gets an interview in Buffalo

This has been said about nearly every other coach who came to Cleveland, unfortunately. Might as well hand the HC duties over to the practice squad; neither the Browns or the Bills could do much worse with those guys running the show.

Posted Tuesday January 01, 2013, About: Philly's No. 1 choice to replace Reid

Apparently, Garrett was calling plays for thespians, not for tight ends or QBs. Philly's next coach will need to have a B.S. in Diva Leadership along with a good coaching record.

Posted Saturday December 29, 2012, About: Rex Ryan denies reports about his future with the Jets

FanNation/T&R is the National Enquirer/TMZ/Extra! of sports. Why should we expect anything else than "exclusive, up-to-the-minute" reports on the Jets' fiascoes? Has to be more exciting than anything the Browns' or Cardinals' woes.

Posted Friday December 28, 2012, About: Saints, Sean Payton agree to multi-year contract

No doubt Jonathan Vilma is pleased that he can return to his business as usual next season.

Posted Wednesday December 19, 2012, About: Quinn again for the Chiefs

The Chiefs have lacked a strong veteran QB for several seasons. Unless the team can get a couple of great coaches next season, or somehow find a gem of a rookie in the draft, KC will continue to implode.

At least they get to console themselves after losses with tasty barbecue ...

Posted Friday December 14, 2012, About: Will MJD play again in 2012?

Jag fans, don't give up hope yet. MJD can still suit up for Jacksonville - as the mascot.

Posted Monday December 10, 2012, About: Cam Cameron out in Baltimore

Caption: "Son, I'm telling you, Rex Ryan's Krispy Kreme-bacon-ranch-chili-burger deluxe was only that big."

Posted Friday December 07, 2012, About: Chargers firing Turner, Smith at season's end

If Smith and turner are indeed getting the heave-ho, then San Diego won't hurt for lack of coaching selections at season's end. Which coach, though, will possess the power to get Rivers to fix his funky football fundamentals?

Reid should probably sit out of coaching for a season. Too much family damage done to take on another HC job right now.