Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Cowboys' Josh Brent could have bail revoked

You gotta be pretty stupid to submit to court ordered crap like that anyway.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Urlacher would have played for Cowboys

That's better than her taking your house and half your money.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Rams switch 400-pounder to offense

After camp he'll be down to about 375. This could be a good thing.Although guard might be a better fit.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Unnamed Jet: Team through with Sanchez

What a mess.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Chuck Norris calls Tim Tebow "the ultimate clutch player"

Of course Chuck Norris is every bit as good an actor as Tim Tebow is a QB.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Sean Payton now the highest-paid coach in the NFL

Andy Reid paid like Belichick. Not a SB one on his resume. And people think Jerry Jones is senile. There's the proof, it could be worse.

Posted Thursday May 23, 2013, About: Nicks' unstated goal in skiping OTAs

I remember the Air Force had a lot of those "voluntary" functions. You volunteer or suffer the wrath of the First Shirt.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Why Vick's still No. 1 (for now)

Did you forget to take your pills this morning?

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Why Vick's still No. 1 (for now)

Lots of linebackers out there who want a shot at Convick. Might make them the Humane Society's man of the year.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Jerry takes the heat off Garrett

If Chuckie shows up in Dallas I'm done with them. I'll never watch another game, buy another sweatshirt, or over priced beer until JJ is in the grave.

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: Gronk's arm surgery a success, back surgery next?

Might be time to take the money and run. I doubt partying in a wheelchair is much fun.

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: Williams denies having suicidal thoughts

No, it couldn't be the press blowing things up or trying to stir the crap. They wouldn't do that.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: On the Jets: 'Do these guys do background checks?'

She would probably do OK so long as she remembers to go to the game.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Chargers shielding Te'o from questions

He didn't switch, the girl was imaginary. A cover story to keep the frat boys at bay.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Chargers shielding Te'o from questions

He could turn out to be the best line backer in the league, but I'm telling you he lives in a 3' x 3' room with clothes hangers.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: On the Jets: 'Do these guys do background checks?'

That's just bull****. My 77 year old mother travels with a 357 and a purse full of prescription drugs. I'm pretty sure there are hollow points in the gun and Valium in the bottle. The gun isn't registered either. If you were to check purses at her church coffee clutch I'll bet 2 out of three are packing.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: On the Jets: 'Do these guys do background checks?'

Drug and Weapon charges makes it sound like he was smuggling coke and automatics across the border. How 'bout we call it what it was. A couple doobies and a travel piece.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Garrett digging in against Jerry

I read just about everything written about the Cowboys every day, and I can tell you their just making this bull up. A half wit "journalist" trying to find something to stir the pot. Take anything said and try to bend and twist it into a controversy.

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Teammate: Jets likely to dump Mike Goodson

Probably smoking a fattie.

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Teammate: Jets likely to dump Mike Goodson

Are you kidding? A pistol in your RV and a joint in your pocket. God save us all from this vicious criminal.

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Donte Stallworth claims CIA questioned him

The dude is under the mistaken impression that this is some kind of free country or something.