Mr. Grumpy's Comments

Posted Thursday November 14, 2013, About: Did Boston lowball Salty?
I know. I wish someone would "lowball" me for $10 million for 2 years.
Posted Friday November 08, 2013, About: Sox making aggressive push for Beltran
Please, no long term geriatric contracts. The only reason I see doing this is to drive the price up for the Yanks.
Posted Thursday November 07, 2013, About: Farrell wants Drew back
Those intention tremors helped fan the bat across the plate.
Posted Thursday November 07, 2013, About: Farrell wants Drew back
Words with Friends is bogus. Too easy to cheat. And ridiculous "words" accepted. Give me a good ol' Scrabble board and face to face humans any day. And my OED on my iPad... (just kidding on the last.)
Posted Thursday November 07, 2013, About: Farrell wants Drew back
I guess someone didn't like my "think brown" campaign.
Posted Thursday November 07, 2013, About: Farrell wants Drew back
His sweat causes hair to grow on billiard balls.
Posted Thursday November 07, 2013, About: Farrell wants Drew back
Don't forget the laxative. That's the perfect cap to a day without food.
Posted Thursday November 07, 2013, About: Farrell wants Drew back
With someone else's urine
Posted Thursday November 07, 2013, About: Farrell wants Drew back
I think they'll bring Salty back. He was a workhorse this year and good catchers are hard to find. Ellsbury has Boras and so we already know how that'll go.
Posted Monday April 29, 2013, About: Mud Hens will wear Chewbacca uniforms
See:
http://nesn.com/2013/04/toledo-mud-hens-celebrate-star-wars-weekend-by-wearin g-chewbacca-inspired-jerseys-photo/
Posted Monday April 29, 2013, About: Mud Hens will wear Chewbacca uniforms
What this article doesn't mention is that they are going to have a silent auction after the games on Saturday and Sunday for the Chewie jerseys. The proceeds benefit 2 separate charities. So good natured fun and a benefit to the community. I only wish I could be there to bid.
Posted Tuesday November 06, 2012, About: Ortiz fires back at 'crazy' Valentine
Although I have to admit if I piled them all up and lit them it'd make one heck of a bonfire. Of course then some crazed eco-terrorist would probably attack me claiming I was contributing to climate change.
Posted Tuesday November 06, 2012, About: Ortiz fires back at 'crazy' Valentine
I gave up on leaves years ago. I live in cul-de-sac and every leaf in the neighborhood winds up in my yard.
Posted Tuesday November 06, 2012, About: Ortiz fires back at 'crazy' Valentine
What's the obsession with leaves? They just rot and become mulch. Very eco friendly.
Posted Tuesday November 06, 2012, About: Ortiz fires back at 'crazy' Valentine
College hockey is better anyway.
Posted Tuesday November 06, 2012, About: Ortiz fires back at 'crazy' Valentine
Valentine was the master of the left-handed (no offense to lefties) comment.
Posted Tuesday November 06, 2012, About: Ortiz fires back at 'crazy' Valentine
Trouble is, BV was doing his bashing after he left. Sounded like sour grapes.
Posted Thursday October 20, 2011, About: Padres are talking about Lackey
Madonna doesn't count.
Posted Thursday October 20, 2011, About: Padres are talking about Lackey
He could give up beer for coke.
Posted Thursday October 20, 2011, About: Padres are talking about Lackey
Personally I think Crawford needs his vision checked. There's a dramatic difference in his daytime BA vs his nighttime BA. I think that's why it looks like he's decided to swing even before the ball is really pitched -- he's not able to see leave the pitcher's hand.
Posted Thursday October 20, 2011, About: Padres are talking about Lackey
I think they just want a warm, albeit large, cheap body on the mound.

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