Posted Saturday May 25, 2013, About: Patriots unsure on status of Gronkowski's back

An important safety tip...

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Report: Urlacher was interested in Cowboys

Thanks for the re-hashed story, interns.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Bears to retire Ditka's No. 89

Good question. He was inducted in the Hall of Fame in 1988, a couple of seasons after they won the Super Bowl, and he was still coaching there until right after the 1992 season. I'm still surprised they didn't do it back in '88.

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Bears to retire Ditka's No. 89

DA COACH!

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Urlacher would have played for Cowboys

Does she call that "safe keeping"?

Posted Friday May 24, 2013, About: Urlacher would have played for Cowboys

This.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Geno Smith signs with Jay-Z's sports agency

Dee Milliner fired his agent right after the draft, too. I wonder if he'll be following Geno to Roc Nation.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Jerry takes the heat off Garrett

Yeah, but the only person who believes Jerry when he says that stuff is Jerry. Everyone else not on Jerry's payroll seems to know better.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Jerry takes the heat off Garrett

The Clips are taking a big chance on being able to find a coach who can pick up when Vinnie left off, and still work for cheap. Gotta wonder if the Clips front office consulted with Chris Paul at all on that, or just took a leap.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Jerry takes the heat off Garrett

The only QB Gruden doesn't like is the one on his roster.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Chicago has a new leader on D

None, although Ray Lewis is a shoo-in for first-ballot, and Urlacher will get there not long afterward. That leaves Seth Joyner and Wilbur Marshall. Surprisingly, Joyner has apparently never been nominated.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Chicago has a new leader on D

I'm glad he decided to call it a career as a Bear. It would have been wrong to see him in another team's colors.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Chicago has a new leader on D

Only four defensive players in the history of the league with 40+ sacks and 20+ INTs. I'm sure that will figure into the discussion.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Namath: Jets wasted Smith pick

And yet they both still have gainful employment in New York. Go figure.

Posted Wednesday May 22, 2013, About: Chicago has a new leader on D

Too funny.

Posted Tuesday May 21, 2013, About: Howard aired D'Antoni grievances with Lakers

Howard aired Van Gundy grievances with everyone too. Nothing new here.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Garrett digging in against Jerry

It can't really get any worse for Garrett, can it?

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: On the Jets: 'Do these guys do background checks?'

A return engagement? Nothing would surprise me from the J-E-T-S.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Bears sign top pick Kyle Long

Ditto this.

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: On the Jets: 'Do these guys do background checks?'

I can't wait to see who Idzik hires once he gives Rex the boot.

Posted Sunday May 19, 2013, About: Donte Stallworth claims CIA questioned him

The part where he mimes writing the speech, and then pulls the paper out of his pocket (Blah BLAH Blah, blah blah...)... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Kudos to Mr. Lifeson for selling that so completely.