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Posted Sunday November 01, 2009, About: Ex-Dolphin: Ginn's an embarrassment, coward
And you're about as astute as Kuechenberg, a known unwiped sphincter. Jason Taylor noted that it's the same feces that comes out of his mouth every year, saying that Bob "needs a hobby and a hug". Ginn is less than six feet tall, and weighs about 175 lbs. Do you really think he should lower the ol' shoulder on Troy P or Ed Reed? If you do, then you are an idiot, just like Bob K. Ginn showed today why he's truly dangerous. He's never gonna be an over-the-middle possession guy. Huck the damn ball waaayyy down the field where only he can get to it; only then will Miami get their money's worth.
Posted Friday October 23, 2009, About: Why Tom Cable walked
I must admit: I have coffee in the morning, then I lay cable.
Posted Thursday October 08, 2009, About: Did agent mislead Crabtree?
****... I hope he gets his block knocked off.
Posted Tuesday September 29, 2009, About: Browns giving up on Quinn?
All of which goes to say that if Mangini doesn't come out of the cave RIGHT NOW, and announce that Quinn is his guy this season, at least for as long as his limbs remain unbroken, then I have to suspect that EM's inaugural season with the Browns will be an abysmal failure. At this point it doesn't even matter whether you think that Quinn or Anderson is the better option. Put yourself in any player's shoes; how the hell can you trust or respect this coach? He trusts you as a player like he trusts an incontinent goat to sleep on his pillow. Grievances filed with the NFLPA over fines; but Mangini says he always "wins" these. Sounds like a pyrrhic victory, to me. Like beating up a girl; she may have even deserved it, but now yer teabag's untended.
Posted Tuesday September 29, 2009, About: Browns giving up on Quinn?
Thank you. Neither of the Browns' QBs can be accurately evaluated behind the current sieve that is the offensive line. Joe Thomas is a monster. The rest are clearly struggling. All this "(insert Quinn/Anderson/both) have sucked/do suck/will suck" stuff is a load of pig ****. QBs, let alone the RBs, can't do squat with 250-300lb men wearing the wrong color jerseys in the backfield on every play, clawing at their vital parts and using harsh language towards them. And the frequency with which the word "suck" is attached to ANY professional athlete's name by the various dungheels that troll these boards is indeed laughable. The ugliest troll on the practice squad is still a pretty damn good football player...

All that being said, ManKok has done neither BQ nor DA any favors in 2009. He has basically spent the last few months implicitly stating that he doesn't like either guy, and that the only reason that both are around is because of money issues, instead of anointing a starter like any other successful head coach, and then going to the mat for him. I'm not calling for the guy's head, but the mounting evidence of indecision and internal dissent can only spell trouble for ManKok. He has to do SOMETHING to rally these troops and bind them together, and very soon, or Fat Eric will be the one labelled a bust. My personal opinion is that he needs to modify his approach to his players. The Bear Bryant/Woody Hayes paternal **** model won't work with grown, self-absorbed, egotistical (not saying this is a bad thing, not for a pro) men making mid-six figures, or better, per year. Coughlin's team got better when he became a little less of a prick.
Posted Sunday September 27, 2009, About: Bradford seeing surgical specialist?
At least the best self-promoter. I love to hear laypeople talk about this stuff...
Posted Sunday June 28, 2009, About: Rogers drawing rave reviews in Cleveland
Yeah, I'll say. He was actually about the ONLY bright spot for the Browns' D last year. He didn't "float through" games or underperform at all last year, something he was often accused of in Detroit. I'm not sure Bonus read the article; it's actually explaining why Rogers has had a big turnaround.
Posted Tuesday March 24, 2009, About: Cowboys shopped former No. 1 pick
Uhhhh... Santonio Holmes?
Posted Saturday January 24, 2009, About: Are Niners eyeing Michael Vick?
Simple. MV will have put paid to his crimes when he is paroled. Then he must prove himself worthy of decent society. He is/was an amazing athlete. A professional football organization will sign him, even if as a backup. He will get a chance to prove himself worthy of a roster spot, as well as a citizen. He will have to chat with a parole officer, on a fairly frequent basis. And then we'll see. As loathsome as his crimes are, at least to me, a young man should ALWAYS have another chance in this great country...
Posted Monday January 19, 2009, About: Browns leaning toward Ravens exec
And Ozzy? What a class player he was... and what a traitor he turned out to be!
Posted Monday January 19, 2009, About: Browns leaning toward Ravens exec
I love how you edited and reposted! Are you mouthing the words as you read this? May Art Modell burn in hell for all eternity...
Posted Wednesday December 03, 2008, About: Weis tells recruits he's safe
Charlie is definitely "fudging" something. Probably behind a locked door, with the phone off the hook...
Posted Wednesday December 03, 2008, About: Weis tells recruits he's safe
If only he wasn't so fat (shakes head)...
Posted Sunday November 23, 2008, About: Notre Dame's bowl options
Simply disgraceful, end of story.

Michigan had a horrible year, but everyone pretty well knew that they would; it will talk RR a year or two to install his system and get the personnel - not necessarily "better" players than he inherited, but the right ones to fit his scheme - that he needs to get UM moving in the right direction. It will likely happen within that time frame.

The guy in South Bend has had some time, now. Many would say more than enough. Yet, ND is DISGRACEFUL! Weis may be a great offensive coordinator in a pro system, but he certainly seems to be a mediocre college head coach. This is Notre Dame, and everyone who loves and stands by the ND football tradition deserves better than what this extremely arrogant and seemingly inept head coach has been able to provide!
Posted Thursday November 13, 2008, About: Buckeyes receiver wants transfer
Yeah, all Tressel's players are just semi-pros. None of them go to class. It's a professional team. The real moron here is Small's dad. He apparently sees his kid as some sort of retirement plan. He should have sent the boy to a dirtier program, one where the coach doesn't insist that the players follow the rules...
Posted Thursday November 13, 2008, About: Buckeyes receiver wants transfer
Try going to class and not just football practice, ****...
Posted Thursday August 07, 2008, About: Big Ten bashing comes into vogue
Tom-

Thank you. All the smack about conference superiority, etc..., reeks of the same snarky 20-something fanboy bs that i have periodically heard in reference to every major conference (and, in the past, every major independent) for the last 35 years.

Bucks are a top program, have been since Paul Brown was coach, and will continue to be for the foreseeable future. History of hiring a clean, straightforward, no bs head coach, always able to recruit top talent. Plenty of tOSU men on NFL rosters.

Not knockin' the SEC, PAC-10, etc...SEC is on top right now, hard, bruising, cockknocking conference...TODAY...

Point is that conference strength is cyclical among the 4-5 historically powerful conferences. The NC is the NC. The NC is about a single TEAM, a chemistry, not a conference.

Buckeye haters: sorry, but they're back, and they just might get to The Big Game again.
Posted Wednesday April 23, 2008, About: Pacman losing ground with NFL?
This guy is a loser and a thug. Ban him.
Posted Saturday December 15, 2007, About: Canseco: A-Rod got off hook
This guy was once an elite player. He knows what he knows. Now, he fellates C.O.C.K. for beer money. Period. This is Jose Cansuckcock's time to milk it. He's a loser. Pay-Rod may be an****, but he's the real deal. I'd bet money he's clean. He's a student of the game. He knows who the Black Sox were, and why that's important...Deal with it...
Posted Monday November 26, 2007, About: Anderson's future in Cleveland
This is an absolute no-brainer. Resign the kid, he's doing great. He's your starter, and is playing at Pro Bowl level. If that continues, he remains your starter. Don't screw this up, Romeo/Phil (they won't; they finally realized Frye was never going to be a NFL starter, and in retrospect the "shocking" trade was just an abrupt realization of what should have been clear weeks before). And what to do with Quinn? Exactly what the Browns are doing with him now. Let him watch and learn; he'll get his shot. They got him for a relative song, not top five pick money. Put him in late in games when the Browns have it salted away, get him reps in the preseason. New ground for the post-expansion Browns: an embarrassment of riches, at the game's most important position, no less!
Posted Sunday September 30, 2007, About: Next Yankees boss will be...
Never happen. The Yanks are, for better or for worse, run as a modern corporation, not a family business/personal fiefdom (as so many of the other MLB franchises are). Largest city, most attended, best run. Even w/o GS, himself a HOFer for sure, the Yanks will always be The New York Yankees. The success of the team will not end, despite the end of an era.

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