Ooops. Seems the joke is only obvious to a Miami Heat fan.
Years and years ago, Pat Riley tried to sign Howard, then a restricted free agent, to a huge, seven-year contract, only to have Howard's team (the Bullets, if memory serves me), match the offer.
Now, after Howard can barely find his ass in less than two seconds, let alone play NBA basketball, Riley signed him to a veteran-minimum contract, for some unfathomable reason. I just find it ridiculous that Howard could get a championship ring that way.
He has tremendous ability with the ball, he's quick, fast, and a decent finisher.... BUT he doesn't know how to deal with adversity. When things go bad for him on the pitch, he keeps trying to do the same thing over and over again, and getting less effective as he does so. He has the ability, but not the mentality to ever be a world-class player.
And finally: This place is deader than a Lebron James' haters slumber party.
And finally: This place is deader than a Lebron James' haters slumber party.
(*snicker*)
Both coaches opted to spring a tactical surprise. Sweet mother of Messi.
Years and years ago, Pat Riley tried to sign Howard, then a restricted free agent, to a huge, seven-year contract, only to have Howard's team (the Bullets, if memory serves me), match the offer.
Now, after Howard can barely find his ass in less than two seconds, let alone play NBA basketball, Riley signed him to a veteran-minimum contract, for some unfathomable reason. I just find it ridiculous that Howard could get a championship ring that way.
Do you guys realize that, if the Heat wins the NBA finals, Juwan Howard would have won his title?
(*End important reflection*)