mjshay

mjshay's Comments

Posted Thursday January 07, 2010, About: A-Rod leaves actress for new girlfriend

Dear SI,
Can you please leave the celebrity gossip **** to the morons at US Weekly and People. I feel dumber every time I read crap like this.

Posted Monday December 21, 2009, About: GM: Lovie's future uncertain

Lovie didn't trade the draft picks or let Cedric Benson go. Jerry Angelo calls those shots.

Posted Monday December 21, 2009, About: GM: Lovie's future uncertain

How could the guy who single-handidly DESTROYED this franchise have the gall to claim nobody is 'safe'? Jerry Angelo should not only be fired immediately for wrecking this team, he should be tarred and feathered underneath the Picasso in the Daly Center Plaza for all to see. Now that it's been made CRYSTAL clear that the QB wasn't the issue (something any intelligent Bears fan has been saying all year), we now have an empty draft cupboard, an aged offensive line, a horrible secondary and STILL no WRs (it amazes me all the Cutler apologists cry about the receivers when they are a BETTER set of receivers than Orton had last year).
Oh wait, we have Gaines Adams...

Hmmm, let's see what else he has done....Thomas Jones--2nd straight 1000 yd season with the Jets. Chris Harris--still cracking skulls in Carolina. Marty Booker--out of football (this was Orton's 'weapon'). Orlando Pace--do I even need to comment. Oh, and of course Mr. Cutler. The 'franchise' QB who has a career losing record, has never been to a playoff game and was a Pro Bowl ALTERNATE last year, who incidentally was given the spot prior to his 4 game meltdown at the end of last year. Brilliant.

Am I going to have to start firejerryangelo.com, or is it already out there.

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Bears players support Lovie

Oh please. "Angry Bears fans"? When are they not angry? Bears fans, collectively, are the dumbest fans in the league. I'm pretty sure Lovie could give a **** what Bears fans have to say.

Posted Thursday October 15, 2009, About: Bears failing in developing talent?

The only thing you need to know about Jerry Angleo as a talent evaluator is this (and I'm paraphrasing):

"We don't need to offer Drew Brees a free agent deal, we have Rex Grossman."

Posted Monday August 17, 2009, About: Kane 'devastated' at accusations

Don't believe the spin on this one from Kane's cheesed*ck lawyer (not that he's a cheesed*ck necessarily, but let's face it--ALL lawyers are cheesed*cks)--this kid, while a great hockey player, is a CLASS A PUNK by all accounts. The Blackhawks RARELY let this idiot out of their sights without "handlers".

Posted Tuesday July 28, 2009, About: Romo bans Jessica from home

People with brains DO NOT GIVE A **** ABOUT THIS. Save it for the idiots who read People and US Weekly.

Posted Tuesday July 28, 2009, About: Bush, Kardashian break up

Have you idiots at SI not figured out that this shiitte is for People magazine and that intelligent people and sports fans don't give a flying **** about this?

Posted Wednesday July 22, 2009, About: Obama stimulates White Sox jacket sales

Oooooh. Gosh, we are all burnt so badly by that one. Wow!! "Dead guy" and "ditzy old flight attendant". Those must be the funniest descriptions ever!!! So clever. So original.

I mean, this post is just dripping with originality and hilarity!! Where do you guys come up with this stuff?? I can only imagine the great lengths you went to in your educational procees in order to get so smart. Please tell us--College grad? MBA? Harvard?

I seriously doubt any of us that actually know of the issues, have researched the platforms and vetted out the candidates would ever have been sharp enough to notice that one guy is dead and the other lady was a flight attendant. Thanks so much for clearing this all up for us. We are forever in your debt (no pun intended).

I am an idiot, too. Thanks for pointing that out. Sorry if you had to take time from your John Stewart circle-jerk to read my reply. I just had to let you know how much I, and all of us really, appreciate your insight. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Posted Monday October 27, 2008, About: Injured Bush crashes Kardashian's Vegas birthday

Those among us that give two **** about Kelly Kardishan, or whoever the **** she is, please raise your hand...

Posted Wednesday September 24, 2008, About: Selig buys ad explaining Astros move

Hey Houston, quit your whining. Baseball's baseball. Hit the ball. Catch the ball. Throw it to the right guy. It doesn't matter where you're doing it or when. You know, I'm sure you've blown AT LEAST 5 games you played at home this year and two more losses to the Cubs wouldn't have made a difference in ANY ball park.

Posted Thursday September 18, 2008, About: Ozzie plays disrespect card

Hey Ozzie, quit whining about the Cubs and tend to your own house. Do you really expect national media attention when 80% of your fan base still wears goatees, are unemployed and live in wife beaters and jean shorts? Have you even seen the crowd at one of your games? Honestly, no one cared when you won the World Series, and no one outside the Barak Obama socialist government cheese hand out line cares if you get in the playoffs this year.

Posted Wednesday July 30, 2008, About: Hurricanes recruits don't qualify

Before you categorize these young men as "dumb" or "dim", consider the schools and the areas they come from. It is a bit of a challenge to focus on reading, writing and 'rithmetic when so many external pressures (violence, drugs, etc) are an every day consideration.

B U L L ****. That's a Liberal whine and excuse.

Posted Wednesday July 30, 2008, About: Goodell praises Bills' Toronto plan

Bad news for Buffalo...If Chuckie Schumer thinks something is a good idea, it's a given you should go the other way. I mean, hell, if it weren't for Nancy Pelosi, he'd be the dumbest person on Capitol Hill...

Posted Tuesday July 29, 2008, About: Joe Horn wants out of Atlanta

Joe Horn...once a d i c k, always a d i c k.

Posted Tuesday July 01, 2008, About: Cubs in market for starting pitcher

Chicken de'Communiste',
Nice grammer. Didn't get very far on the your vs. you're test in 3rd grade did you? Sometimes it's better to sit there and look stupid than to start typing and prove it beyond a doubt.

Posted Monday June 30, 2008, About: Cubs in market for starting pitcher

THE TRUTH,
Does someone wake up before you and **** in your Cheerios every morning? Or is your wife sleeping with your brother? Cuz you're just always an ****. Anyone want to second the motion?

Posted Thursday June 19, 2008, About: Who may benefit with Tiger gone

Pig t*ts Mickleson will still choke down the stretch 9 out of 10 times, with or without Tiger involved

Posted Thursday June 12, 2008, About: Who will replace Soriano in order?

I vote for THE TRUTH's lobotomy for Friday. Anyone second the motion?

Posted Thursday June 12, 2008, About: Fenway food flunks health tests

Fenway is a toliet anyway, would you expect the food to be healthy?

Posted Monday June 02, 2008, About: LB recruit draws attention

What's actually funny is THE TRUTH's obvious ignorance. I believe that of ALL the schools listed, Purdue has the better football program. Unless, of course, you think 10 consecutive bowl appearances as unsuccessful.