Posted Saturday May 18, 2013, About: Giants interested in Charles Woodson

Everyone is interested in Woodson, even the Packers, however it seems no team is willing to offer Woodson what Woodson thinks he is worth considering his age, loss of speed, and injury prone last few seasons. His locker room presence is worth the league minimum. His on filed presence, not as much.

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Weeden: 'This is my job'

Well, with the expert help of Melanie, the sky's the limit!

Posted Thursday May 16, 2013, About: Bowe predicts monster season

Breaking news: everyone thinks they are a Super Bowl contender in May.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: With offer from Raiders, Woodson visiting Broncos

Playing 3/4ths speed 10 games a year is not really what I'd call the best way to bow out of the league.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Packers want Favre back in the family

But no more **** pics, please.

Posted Saturday May 11, 2013, About: Geno Smith doesn't resent criticism, gives debut an 'F'

He's just trying to get ahead of the fans and NY sports writers so he can say, "you heard it here first."

Posted Tuesday April 30, 2013, About: Tebow offered backup gig in CFL

And besides holding the clipboard, Timmy can also shovel snow when called on.

Posted Monday April 29, 2013, About: Jets finally release Tebow

Someone with Parkinson's has smoother mechanics than Timmy. I am sure the Argonauts will give him the opportunity to block on punting downs.

Posted Monday April 29, 2013, About: Bears icon on Vikes' radar?

Minnesota: where the castaways of the Black and Blie division go when they should just retire already.

Posted Monday April 29, 2013, About: Jerry wants Romo to work like Manning

So THAT'S why Romo has only won one playoff game: he's not holding enough office hours. With Jerry's logic even Timmy T can be a real NFL QB if only he held more office hours. I think Jerry is showing signs of dementia.

Posted Friday March 15, 2013, About: New Arena for Tebow?

Yes, you too can take a snap in the shot gun then try to run around the left end. You might not want to ask Timmy for any tips on pocket presence.

Posted Thursday March 07, 2013, About: Report: Aaron Rodgers' contract extension coming soon

Sadly the overblown salary for an average QB who had a great five week run is likely to blast off the salaries of truly good QBs, like Rodgers. But as a shareholder I say pay the man!

Go Pack Go!

Posted Monday March 04, 2013, About: Flacco's agent: 'It's nice to be right'

Flacco is a decent QB who had an unusually good six games. Thats not worth $120 million.

Posted Tuesday February 26, 2013, About: Hawk a cap casualty candidate in Green Bay

Maybe he can be the new spokesman for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Posted Tuesday February 26, 2013, About: Hawk a cap casualty candidate in Green Bay

Nice hair will only get you so far in life.

Posted Tuesday February 19, 2013, About: Dennis Dixon says Eagles are holding open competition for starting job

What's the over/under on if Philly will start as many QBs in 2013-2014 as Arizona did in 2012-2013?

Posted Tuesday February 19, 2013, About: Ravens "will sprint to podium" if Manti Te'o is on the board

And the team president will fly MT to training camp on Wonder Women's invisible plane.

Posted Tuesday February 19, 2013, About: Te'o: Scandal won't hurt draft stock

Maybe a secret online team will draft him in the first round, only to then die in a fiery plane crash leaving T to explain why no one else was at training camp.

Posted Tuesday February 19, 2013, About: Newest superathlete may rise to top five

So does Under Armour make Magic Underwear?

Posted Tuesday February 19, 2013, About: Cowboys spent millions on a luxury bus?

Should have spent millions on a professional GM instead.

Posted Sunday February 17, 2013, About: Collin Klein resisting tight end move at combine

Another narcissistic Millennial, just like Tebow.