Ducky Bent's Comments

Posted Sunday May 26, 2013, About: Mark Teixeira targets Yankees return
Thought Tex was a Broadway star now.
Posted Sunday May 12, 2013, About: Joba Chamberlain tells Mariano Rivera 'Don't shush me'
Joba's head has always been too big for his hats.
Posted Sunday December 23, 2012, About: Police believe Ex-Red Ryan Freel committed suicide
+1
Posted Saturday October 27, 2012, About: Rob Ryan: Rex Ryan is full of it
The Jets disease is spreading. Do the Cowboys need any more drama?
Posted Saturday October 20, 2012, About: Yankees GM: No plans to trade A-Rod
Make A-Rodney choke up and hit for singles. No one will trade for him, and he's lost his power anyway, so why not make him useful to the team and try to get something of value for what's still owed on the contract? He can still defend and (mostly) make the throws from third to first, at least when he's not stylin'.
Posted Thursday October 04, 2012, About: Valentine sells out coaching staff
BV was a bad hire without a doubt, but the Sox ownership is still the problem. Henry's still more interested in his British soccor holdings than he is his baseball team, and it has shown. Field Marshal Steinbrunner was a jerk, but at least he threw his money at the Yanks; Henry just seems like an absentee landlord.
Posted Monday September 24, 2012, About: Derek Jeter: Talk of changing teams is comical
Jeter will be one of the owners of the Yankees eventually.
Posted Friday September 14, 2012, About: Red Sox sale speculation spreads quickly
They're going to close the Red Sox?

Say it ain't so!
Posted Wednesday September 12, 2012, About: Hamilton a fit in pinstripes
Hamilton in NYC? Forget it.

Rupert Murdoch already has his phone bugged.
Posted Sunday September 02, 2012, About: Red Sox still bickering
The interns must have had a great night: all the pictures are fuzzy. (or did I have a great night?)
Posted Friday August 31, 2012, About: Clemens starting for Houston on Sept. 12
Has Clemens been drug tested?
Posted Sunday August 05, 2012, About: Eagles praying for absent Reid?
Agreed.
Posted Friday August 03, 2012, About: Valentine smells a rat in clubhouse
The Sox clubhouse is starting to sound like the Romney campaign.

Show us your taxes, Bobby.
Posted Monday July 30, 2012, About: Rough start for Tebow and Sanchez
Ah. The Championship season begins...
Posted Saturday July 21, 2012, About: Pitching guru tinkering with Tebow
Isn't somebody supposed to post "The Jets Suck" at this point?
Posted Saturday July 21, 2012, About: Braves have Public Enemy No. 1
Melky may have just doomed himself as far as a return to the Yankees goes.

This is the sort of acting out that many thought he had outgrown.
Posted Thursday July 19, 2012, About: Favre: No need to retire Packers jersey
"What I did speaks for itself. What I left behind speaks for itself."

Then why are you speaking?
Posted Tuesday July 17, 2012, About: Woman arrested for stalking Cubs' Epstein
Is this the same woman who's been stalking Cashman? That's taking the Yanks-Sox rivalry a little far!
Posted Wednesday July 04, 2012, About: Time to demote A-Rod in order?
Happy Fourth to all!
(and continued best wishes to catwoman)

I'm not one for predictions, but I'm starting to wonder if the folks at 2K12 don't have some inside info. If you play the "My Player" (create your own) mode and play several seasons beyond 2012, wierd things start to happen. Ibanez and Jeter retire (with still a year left on his contract!) , Swish goes to Boston (horrors), Cano goes to the Dodgers in 2013 and AROD retires in 2014! I got Gardy back for one year, but now he's gone too, along with Martin (Rays) and Grandy. All that's left is Tex and most of the pitching, although Hughes went to the Giants. Despite all this, I've still had enough to win two WS in three seasons, but only because my created player is a monster catcher who hits .400 with over 150 rbi a year.

This is all just mindless fun, but the interesting thing is the Yanks' acqisitions. Like the actual team, the XBox yanks seem reluctant to sign anyone, although I did eventually get Stanton from the Marlins. But get this: my closer has been David Phelps, who has had 40 and 50 saves in 2013, 2014, and my best starter has been Brad Myers (yes the one who is on the trading block now) who won the Cy Young award last season pitching from the fifth spot for the Yankees!

A bunch of folks have pointed out that "art imitates life," and although I know there's lots of variables (duh-I still can't figure out how to control the computer team's payroll), the experience of watching the Yankees flit away--even on an xbox--was pretty chilling. I've always been a "core believer," but to see the Steinbrenner oligarchy pass on Soler, etc. got me thinking that the drive to push the salary costs below $180m is really the mark of a business trying to make itself more attractive for sale, despite the Steins' denials. That's why the upcoming negotiations with Swish and Cano, etc. will be very interesting, though I doubt that as in MLB 2k12, ARod will "self-deport" himself from the team.
Posted Sunday July 01, 2012, About: The next Yankees owner?
Derek Jeter will eventually own the Yankees.
Posted Friday June 22, 2012, About: Why ownership is to blame in Boston drama
Catwoman:

Newmar and Lowell George? You are the cat's meow!
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