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Yungwond3r. What in the blue he!! did you just try to say??? Sorry baseball takes an attention span. Not a moron who jumps up and down doesnt play defense and FLOPS WORSE THEN SOCCER!!!!!!! peace homie

THEdarkKNIGHT | 06/30/08, 05:35 PM
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Don't worry about it darkKNIGHT...its just yours and mines tax money hard at work...he gets welfare and spends it on drugs...maybe he could pay for school and get an education...at least take typing classes

Crazy...asking for 16 tickets and doesn't get them...so just like all players in the Profession of Professional sports, he gets angry and uses force to get his way.
So, if I'M getting paid 20 Million a year, how many front row seats can I buy and still have enough to pay for MY house, MY car(s), MY yacht(s), MY girls (leaving this plural), MY gambling habits, MY DRUGS................
I know what I can do...I can get all professional players together and instead of donating just a lil bit to charities, how much better off would the world be if we donated 50% of our profits to charities...maybe, just maybe we could stop world hunger and be a better influence to the younger generation of this world....

Nah...I would rather **** about 16 tickets that I don't have right now!!!!!!!!

hey...never claimed the story was real...just laughed my **** off when someone sent it to me so i thought i would share a funny story...way to really get that one!!! PLUS...i'm from TX and i had never heard of 'em either

Marine Corps Dog!

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog for Sale'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the back yard and sees a nice looking Beagle sitting there.
'Do you really talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Beagle replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's
your story?'

The Beagle looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told them and they had
me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services...the United States Marines. You know, one of their nicknames is 'The Devil Dogs.'

"Well, in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders --because no one figured a dog would be eaves-dropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for 8 years running, but all that jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger. So, I decided to settle down.

"I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years, you know) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars!?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's such a bull-shitter ... He never did any of that Marine Corps stuff. He was in the Navy!'

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next
door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong? He replied,
'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T
error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

Eric grinned.... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like Eric.............

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

BARACK OBAMA The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough..

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&;,^(C% ......... Reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

I agree with all three of you...Shockey must go if the Giants have any shot at a back to back title...! Please, just don't give him to Dallas!!! WE have two great TEs already and we already have a mouth in T.O.

I can see it now...Milton Bradley, the game producer, marketing a home version of drunken crackhead russian roulette, inspired by the complete phychotic jackass Milton Bradley.

THE TRUTH | 06/12/08, 11:12 AM

You mentioned crackhead in the same sentence with Bradley...What about Hamilton...i'm sure once the game comes out, he will ask for a percentage for trademark purposes!!!

Somehow this is Belichek's fault!

Cheesy Texan | 06/12/08,

God, will you give it UP ?
The stupid Belichick jokes are old and worn out
get some new material.

KPKahder - When Mods Go Wild | 06/12/08, 07:55 AM


I love it!!!

You know, Dandy lions, maybe we should call it a truce...I really don't feel like commenting to your useless remarks anymore!

I wouldnt of had a problem with one less reporter in the world. Maybe he was going up there to do the Royals post game show.

TheMorg | 06/12/08, 10:56 AM


My view about politicians!!!

HMMMM.....Still can't recall taking up for the guy!!!??? did you NOT read what I was writing earlier? I don't believe I ever condoned his actions...I'm just saying maybe back off the guy since he has been doing farely well recently and the broadcaster spoke out of turn and his comments were UNWARRANTED...that means it wasn't necessary for him to make the comment he made about Milton! IS that clear enough for you? And the only reason it took you so long to respond is because you write slowly because thats all you can do...I have a link for a typing class if you would like???

Well, if you knew me...you wouldn't say such things DANDY LIONS! I was merely making a comment that the broadcaster was being totally hypocritical and his comments were unwarranted. But I don't suppose someone like you could fathom what I just said anyhow.

You know...I don't recall people blogging this much about MLB brawls when a player gets hit with a pitch and charges the mound...Everyone thinks that this is just part of the game when it isn't. But this guy is insulted and we wanna "call him out" and trash talk him...Our society has become disgraceful and it seems we are asl ok with it.

I'm not saying what he has done in th past is right...but as one of my favorite quotes goes..."let he who has no sin cast the first stone" ... ANYBODY???

<crickets chirping>

hey...34 mill is 34 mill no matter what...NOW WE JUST NEED TO GET HIM TO BE WORTH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY HE IS MAKING. I'll take Jason Witten over T.O. anyday of the week. One of the best TE in cowboy history already. Reminds me of an improved Jay Novacheck! And Tony Romo is gonna have to learn to stay in the pocket longer and make a play...He has the second best OL in the league!

Well, T.O. will get tested and the media will hold its breath until the results come...maybe a commentator here or there will give his opinion about it. Then the results come back and the commentator will say it was a non-issue anyways so why bother criticizing him on his opinion about T.O. And we will have to look the commentator straight in the face and say, "TIKI BARBER, you're still upset cause you keep talking trash about your team and other players around the NFL and all they do is keep proving you wrong! Just return the Super Bowl Rings and all will be forgiven!"

Well...they need some kind of better view for the price of the tickets they will be paying...nose bleed sections go for more than 100 dollars while parking itself is more than 50 dollars...and this is still in the old stadium! I'll stay at home on my 52" screen TV, drink all the beer I want and relax...and see Tony Romo's newest girlfriend up close...LOL! For those of you who don't mind spending the money to go, be my guest...Just not for me!

Well, it wasn't me...I wanted yellow gold...not white gold!

"jackson thinks the refs are out to get him. however the donaghy fieasco has raised a whole lot more questions than solved. if yao was targeted was van gundy fined because stern wanted to stop the second amendment...freedom of speech? stern has a lot of answers he needs to give. spector should be barking up this tree not belicheat."

vaughn9 | 06/11/08, 05:21 AM
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The second ammendment is freedom of speech??? I could have sworn up and down...right and left that the second ammendment was the right to militias and to bear arms...???

sorry vaughn, but at least know your history and the constitution before quoting it!!!

Whats worse...claiming you never did performance enhancing drugs or claiming you never had sexual relations with that woman???

Fine his agent?...so now we are holding other people accountable for a person's actions? Oh yea...we have been doing that for a while now...its a common thing in society!