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Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Would Yankees trade Joba?
That's hot.
Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Would Yankees trade Joba?
I can make a 13-gallon tall kitchen waste basket disappear.
Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Would Yankees trade Joba?
YAPP is just mad because I found out that he's bald with the exception of one incredibly long pubic hair which he's wrapped around himself 2,000 times.

Not hot.
Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Would Yankees trade Joba?
You know what I'd like? I'd like you to give my balloon knot butterfly kisses.

Now that is hot.
Posted Tuesday November 17, 2009, About: Would Yankees trade Joba?
You better work it, girl.
Posted Thursday November 12, 2009, About: Report: Red Sox interested in Matsui
Lastchoice tells me the purple ones are his favorites for shrimping.
Posted Thursday November 12, 2009, About: Report: Red Sox interested in Matsui
I can confirm that. Hence his name, with the ladies anyway.
Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation
Don't worry, if any of them read that, they won't understand it anyway.
Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation
Justin, your love is like a knife, it cuts both ways.
Posted Saturday October 31, 2009, About: Ex-girlfriend questions A-Rod's art
That's hot.
Posted Monday October 05, 2009, About: The Boss stops by Yankees clubhouse
That is not hot.
Posted Friday October 02, 2009, About: Book: Cryonic lab abused Ted Williams' head
Child's play.
Posted Wednesday September 23, 2009, About: Milton's Mom: He could feel hatred from Cubs fans
That's hot.
Posted Thursday September 17, 2009, About: Yankee dating 'Gossip Girl' star
That's hot.
Posted Thursday September 17, 2009, About: Yankee dating 'Gossip Girl' star
That's not hot.
Posted Thursday September 17, 2009, About: Yankee dating 'Gossip Girl' star
That's hot.
Posted Wednesday September 09, 2009, About: Joba may not rate ALDS start
You are not kidding.

I prefer the Snuffleupagus look, if you know what I'm saying...
Posted Tuesday August 25, 2009, About: Wagner plans to stay with Mets
That's hot.
Posted Friday August 21, 2009, About: Body found on Chipper's ranch
Where the he'll is the cabana boy with my mojito?!? I'm dying of thirt over here.
Posted Saturday August 15, 2009, About: Vick signing upsets Phillies star's wife
That's hot.
Posted Friday August 14, 2009, About: Yankees celebrity girlfriends at odds?
That's hot.
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