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Posted Thursday November 05, 2009, About: Matsui's last hurrah as Yankee?

...Stat Boy believes in science.

Posted Thursday November 05, 2009, About: Matsui's last hurrah as Yankee?

Grow up? You're the punk ass Phillie fan who feels all dejected because when they finally played an actual major league baseball team they got handed their hat pretty quickly so now you come on here with an alter whining about the Yankees payroll? If that's not childish, it sure makes you look like a betch.

Posted Thursday November 05, 2009, About: Matsui's last hurrah as Yankee?

Oh. That feels good. Watch your teeth there, fruitcake.

Posted Thursday November 05, 2009, About: Matsui's last hurrah as Yankee?

I sure hope you're better at statistics than you are at sentence construction.

Meantime, would you mind terribly licking my nut sack for a few minutes?

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

Well, I suppose anything's possible, but he'd have to have an awfully wet ass hole...

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

That's decidedly false, too. I won't get into those particulars.

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

I'm good. Just moved to a new alley, so I've gotten a new, fresh start and I'm digging it.

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

That is decidedly false. I got to know a hot dame named Shirley. Chick was wild, too. Used to show up to dates wearing a wig -- she had fine hair of her own, but she'd wear a wig to change up the color. Fun stuff.

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

You got a warranty on your dick?!?!

Lucky ****...

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

Hey, sweet thing.

Everything going well for you?

Posted Wednesday November 04, 2009, About: Phillies deny Hamels-Myers altercation

I've never played Madden, but I once got my dick stuck in the console. That was an embarassing trip to the vet's.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Who will Yankees add to Series roster?

I'm tired of doing this.

The Yankees scored almost 100 more runs in the regular season than the Phillies did.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Who will Yankees add to Series roster?

Not this year.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Who will Yankees add to Series roster?

By far.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Who will Yankees add to Series roster?

Yes.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Who will Yankees add to Series roster?

No.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Who will Yankees add to Series roster?

Why? The Yankees have better pitching and better hitting.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: Who will Yankees add to Series roster?

Yep. Fact is, the Yankees' postseason ERA is more than a half-run better than the Phillies who have faced weaker lineups and got an amazing look-what-I-just-pulled-out-of-my-ass start from Pedro. I'd be surprised if it goes six.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: FBI agent questions McGwire's return

Alright. I'm going to go hold my piece and speak in the third person.

See ya.

Posted Tuesday October 27, 2009, About: FBI agent questions McGwire's return

Where are your fingers?