JRM74's Comments

Posted Tuesday March 11, 2014, About: Oklahoma State left scrambling for a center
A guy walks into a bar after a rough meeting with his wife's divorce attorney, orders a drink, tells the bartender "All lawyers are jerks!" ::He used an earthier term than "jerk", but one mustn't get crossways with Modstalker or the electronic censor. Think "north end of a southbound horse."::

The guy next to him says indignantly "Sir, I am offended by that remark."

First guy asks "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

Second guy replies "Hell, no! I'm a jerk."
Posted Tuesday March 11, 2014, About: Oklahoma State left scrambling for a center
1 - A lawyer big enough to play center for a D-1 CFB team ought to be a fairly imposing presence in the courtroom.

2 - Is this enough of a lead-in for everyone to start posting lawyer joked on this thread? Has Modstalker loosened up any over the past couple of months? Gotten even more ****? Maybe collected enough tolls that it went back under its bridge?
Posted Tuesday November 12, 2013, About: Must-win for KU's Self
[b][i]FIRE. RICK. BARNES !!!!![/i][/b]
Posted Saturday November 09, 2013, About: USC Trojans targeting Kevin Sumlin
For entertainment in College Station you can tour the stockyard. Then at night you can visit their red light district. Travel time is minimal; they're the same place.
Posted Saturday November 09, 2013, About: USC Trojans targeting Kevin Sumlin
Based on class rankings, Sumlin is at least as good at recruiting as Sherman was. And, unlike Sherman, he seems able to get on-field performance from the kids as well.

Sumlin, IMO, has already established credibility. And I ain't one to lightly hand out compliments pertaining to anyone associated with the Sheep Molesters.
Posted Saturday November 09, 2013, About: USC Trojans targeting Kevin Sumlin
Mack is getting $5.5. Yeah, we'll go an extra half mil for an upgrade, and that will establish the ante.
Posted Saturday November 09, 2013, About: USC Trojans targeting Kevin Sumlin
Does anyone know how much Bible Aggy is paying Briles? 'Cause I guarantee he and Sumlin are both gonna be getting offers north of $6,000,000 for next season. College Station may be able to get their boosters to pony up the coin for a bidding war; Waco, I'm thinking prob'ly not.
Posted Saturday November 09, 2013, About: USC Trojans targeting Kevin Sumlin
I'm gonna guess you've never been to College Station.
Posted Monday November 04, 2013, About: Margin of error shrinks for Muschamp
Counting both NFL and "upper echelon" CFB teams, what's the over/under on the number of HC job offers Charlie Strong gets this off-season?
Posted Tuesday October 29, 2013, About: Texas AD job is Luck's to lose, but will he accept?
"Comment #72 has been removed"

SPAM? Or is Modstalker on the warpath again?
Posted Tuesday October 29, 2013, About: Texas AD job is Luck's to lose, but will he accept?
I picked up a gym shirt with a Cowboys logo last summer when I was in Dallas. Tried to wear it jogging this morning. Very treacherous. Had to wear a sack over my head, restricted visibility, almost tripped several times.

::Sigh::
Posted Tuesday October 29, 2013, About: Texas AD job is Luck's to lose, but will he accept?
Mack's gone after this year. Hopefully he salvages a decent season and leaves on a relatively high note rather than with his tail between his legs.

I'm still hoping for Charlie Strong, but I hear three or four NFL teams have him on their short list as well.

.................Can one of those NFL teams looking for a new coach [b][i]please[/i][/b] be Dallas?
Posted Tuesday October 22, 2013, About: Stoops imploring fans to show up
Their OL is 25 lbs/player heavier than Sand Aggy's DL. Zero U won't have to throw any passes until they face 10 guys in the box. 8-9 guys in the box, they can still average 5 yards per run.

And Sand Aggy's D is just overall poor. Worse'n ours.

Maybe it's 35-31; still Zero U by 4.
Posted Tuesday October 22, 2013, About: Stoops imploring fans to show up
Zero U ......................... 42
Sand Aggy ................... 38
Posted Tuesday October 08, 2013, About: Calipari wants an undefeated season
[b][i]FIRE RICK BARNES !!!!!

...............and Mack too.[/i][/b]
Posted Tuesday October 08, 2013, About: Gundy's tired of answering this question
EWO, the 4-team playoff is coming one year too late for y'all. Unless 'Bama or the Quackers stumble, that's your NCG.

As to Okie Lite, they're really living up to their nickname. Have tried to use (Boone's) money to elevate their program, both with facilities and buying players. But they didn't do as good a job as Zero U did under Switzer.
Posted Monday October 07, 2013, About: Gundy's tired of answering this question
Gundy's offensive problems will prob'ly miraculously fix themselves when he plays the 'Horns.

::Sigh::
Posted Sunday October 06, 2013, About: Big 12 reprimands Texas WR Mike Davis
Damn, and I was ready to settle for two SI Swimsuit models showing up at my door naked. Your fantasy is way more unbelievable than mine.
Posted Sunday October 06, 2013, About: Big 12 reprimands Texas WR Mike Davis
Who's in charge of teaching our WR's how to block? Whoever replaces Mack next year needs to replace that clown's [***posterior***] as well.

::Sigh::
Posted Sunday October 06, 2013, About: Case McCoy expected to start vs. Oklahoma next week
I think Ash has played his last down. When head injury symptoms drag on this long, it's best not to risk another concussion. He ain't gonna play on Sundays; shouldn't risk losing the brain capacity to make a living some other way.

..........Who's gonna be the coach at the 40 acres next year? I know Earl's pushing Jerry Gray, and the Titans' "D" looks pretty good this year, but he was coordinator last year as well, and they flat out sucked.
Posted Thursday October 03, 2013, About: Swoopes era about to begin at Texas?
Johnny "Sheep Molester" Football was a red shirt? I could have sworn I heard some announcers refer to him as a true freshman. But a lot of them are pretty dumb.
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