Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Garrett digging in against Jerry

Fire Jason Garrett !!!

....... and [i][b]FIRE JERRY JONES !!!!!!![/b][/i]

Posted Monday May 20, 2013, About: Barnes losing his grip at Texas?

NFL thread on Garrett vs. Jones. Lotta noise in Austin about whether the CBB defections (our two leading turnover committers and one guy with a chronic injury issue) were voluntary or whether Barnes "encouraged" them to go.

IMHO, all three CBB players, Garrett, Jones and Barnes should all effin' hit the road.

OK, I just used up my spare time for the week. See y'all later.

.......Will FN Modstalker still let me say effin'?

Posted Friday May 17, 2013, About: Calipari's NCAA rant: 'We need to separate'

[i][b]FIRE. RICK. BARNES !!!![/b][/i]

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Line forming to leave Longhorns

11+ wins this fall or the drumbeat for Mac's head is gonna be a few decibels louder.

Posted Wednesday May 15, 2013, About: Line forming to leave Longhorns

[b][i]FIRE. RICK. BARNES !!![/i][/b]

Posted Thursday May 02, 2013, About: Clint Trickett transferring to West Virginia

So did the Brokeback Mountaineers outbid Aubie? Or are they still under a "post-Cam" microscope and not yet bidding on players again?

Posted Thursday January 17, 2013, About: ESPN interview with Manti Te'o cancelled

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIc8krqspIc[/youtube]
OK, I'm swamped and don't have time to play. But I couldn't pass this up.

Will check back in with y'all when I can. Everything at work is good, but Jesus H Tebow - I'm too freakin' old to push this hard for so long.

Posted Wednesday November 28, 2012, About: Miles has a 'serious offer' from Arkansas

And since we're on the topic of coaches....

[b][i]FIRE RICK BARNES !!!!![/i][/b]

Posted Wednesday November 28, 2012, About: Miles has a 'serious offer' from Arkansas

If Austin gets into the market, the general consensus is that they'll raid either Waco or Fort Worth.

Posted Tuesday November 20, 2012, About: Golden on radar from Tennessee to Nebraska

::Sigh::

Posted Tuesday November 20, 2012, About: Golden on radar from Tennessee to Nebraska

Muschamp's pretty respected in Austin. If Mack leaves (or is kicked to the curb) in the next two years or so, the job [i]will[/i] be offered to Boom. With prob'ly a 50% or so increase over what he's being paid in Gainesville.

................... I still want to steal Briles.

Posted Tuesday November 20, 2012, About: Golden on radar from Tennessee to Nebraska

::Sigh::

Posted Tuesday November 20, 2012, About: Golden on radar from Tennessee to Nebraska

I don't think Skeletor is willing to cede the level of control Gruden would demand, so he prob'ly won't be in Dallas.

::Sigh::

Posted Tuesday November 20, 2012, About: Golden on radar from Tennessee to Nebraska

How much are the Hornytoads paying Patterson? Is he a candidate to be stolen by a school with deeper pockets?

Posted Tuesday November 20, 2012, About: Golden on radar from Tennessee to Nebraska

Austin is not a potential home for Golden. If Mack fails to get it done in these last three games we're gonna steal Coach Boom back. Unless that takes more than $8,000,000/year. Then it's prob'ly Peterson or (my personal preference) stealing Briles from Bible Aggy.

I do see Golden as a possibility for the other UT. He would be a good choice for Fayetteville, but they seem to want someone higher profile. Sand Aggy school governance personnel (i.e., president and AD) is a freakin' cluster-****. I think it has to be viewed as a job of last resort for any quality coach.

Posted Thursday November 15, 2012, About: Texas DC worth keeping?

He has too many underclassmen for what he has them trying to do, and he can't seem to accept that. Your LB's can't handle sophisticated twists without getting confused and losing gap integrity; stop calling so many damn twists until they figure it out (or until you replace them with guys who can figure it out). Your DL's suck at pass coverage; stop calling blitz schemes that have them dropping back to cover receivers.

Jury's out on everyone until the next three games are played. Maybe we clean house and go steal back Coach Boom, I don't know.

Posted Saturday October 20, 2012, About: Can Mack Brown survive third straight loss to Baylor?

1 - Will Coach Boom choose to stay in Gainesville if ("when" if they lose to Bible Aggy tonight) the job in Austin comes open? Would Peterson be interested? Dana? Chip?

[i]Hell, if Bible Aggy wins tonight, maybe we just lure Briles into our locker room after the game.[/i]

2 - Who the [***censored***] decided to demote Guyer to 4A? And why the [***censored***] did they have to be in Rider's district.

Posted Friday October 19, 2012, About: Former Vols QB calls for cheap shot vs. Bama

I'm thinking more along the lines of a modified version of "12th man" on defense. Gonna hide in the DKR press box with a sniper rifle. Nothing short of that would seem to offer much hope.

............... Hey, I'm only gonna use tranquilizer darts, not live rounds!

Posted Wednesday October 03, 2012, About: Sponsorship driving Harrison twins to Terps?

CBB better get these AAU i$$ues under control, or the sport is heading for a train wreck.

Posted Saturday September 29, 2012, About: Oklahoma State concealing Wes Lunt's availability

Funniest part of Paulsen's skit was that he actually started polling in the high single digits, had to explain on the TV show one night that it was a joke, please don't really vote for him.

...................... I keep hoping Romney and Obama will do the same thing, just come out in the middle of a debate and say "Just kidding, folks. We don't really expect you to believe either of us should be president." My initial fantasy was that the "Tone Down the Screechy Rhetoric and ****-in' Fix Stuff Party" would come out of the blue and nominate Colin Powell/Olympia Snow. That one went the way of the fantasy about Marisa Miller.

Posted Saturday September 29, 2012, About: Oklahoma State concealing Wes Lunt's availability

"What's My Line" is nothing. Colonel was already in an old folks' home when he first started listening to Burns and Allen on the radio. Senile old coot didn't even realize Gracie was kidding, he wrote in her name when he voted for president.

............... I wasn't yet old enough to vote back then. I did vote for Pat Paulsen a few years later, though.