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Posted Wednesday September 23, 2009, About: Marlins to make Johnson an offer

Yay for Atlanta-Cox comments.

Florida loves Johnson?

Posted Monday September 14, 2009, About: Orioles won't trade away prospects

Really? Baltimore has 12 straight losing seasons (Pittsburg has 17). And they haven't had a winning season since they lost the 1997 ALCS. In fact, they are well under .500 since they won the WS in 1983.

So they don't exactly have a winning culture...

Posted Wednesday September 09, 2009, About: White Sox have plan for Peavy

I think it's time for another Ozzie rant.

Posted Thursday August 20, 2009, About: Peavy now uncertain of White Sox debut

2 postseason starts w/ a 12.50 ERA (2005 & 2006 DS)

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/p/peavyja01.shtml#pitching_postseas on

Posted Monday August 17, 2009, About: Red Sox may release Smoltz

"difficulty finding a trade partner"

Maybe it was his 8.42 era in 40 innings. Sorry old man, you're done (and you won't make it to the HOF).

Posted Sunday July 26, 2009, About: Major trades on horizon?

That would be Pittsburgh.

Posted Wednesday July 22, 2009, About: Uncomfortable truth behind Winslow's infection

How do you get staph in your testicles?

Posted Tuesday June 09, 2009, About: Guillen goes off on White Sox

Before all you Ozzie haters start crying, just see it from his perspective... Pretend this was Tony LaRussa saying it in 1986 when Ozzie was batting .250.

Posted Thursday May 21, 2009, About: White Sox, Padres agree on Peavy trade

Oh, and you know this how? Because you're just making it up???

Poreda, Richard and ptbnl... Hmmm. Poor Cubs just can't do anything right... I wonder if Peavy will approve. You would think he's sick of losing, but the Sox haven't been much better.

Posted Monday May 18, 2009, About: Why Ordonez is leaving Tigers

Pfft... It's breat augmentation surgery...

Posted Monday May 11, 2009, About: More fuel for Dodgers-Giants feud

Do all you Yankee/Red Sox pray to ESPN! I guess you could say that ESPN > Cardinal Bernard Law for Bostonians.

Posted Monday May 11, 2009, About: Jenks admits throwing behind Kinsler

You should have heard Hawk's response... He freaked out saying that there is no way Jenks would have thrown that ball on purpose... Hmmm, FIRE HAWK HARELSON!

Posted Monday May 11, 2009, About: More fuel for Dodgers-Giants feud

Sissy religious loser... Be a big boy and deal with it... If you don't like getting made fun of for making a getsure after you beat them, then don't let them win or don't make that gesture... I guess god made him soft!

Posted Monday May 11, 2009, About: Brewers want MLB to probe Dempster

Corrections = You Fail

Posted Tuesday April 21, 2009, About: Mets rethink erasing Doc's autograph

What the hell are they talking? Are we sure it's not Gooden's signature coke line in the clubhouse?

Posted Tuesday April 21, 2009, About: Rangers give Washington vote of confidence

Maybe they should move to Nashville.

Posted Tuesday April 21, 2009, About: Why so many homers at new Yankee Stadium?

Best comment of the week... Gratz!

Posted Tuesday April 21, 2009, About: Little League team raising money for Dukes fine

First of all Dukes was paid $500 for showing up to that event... Second, if I'm a parent, I don't want him anywhere near my kids. I don't think anyone that beats their spouse is a good role model.

Gee, Mr. Dukes, can you give me some advice on how to beat my sandbox girlfriend??? Pleas?!?

Posted Monday March 30, 2009, About: Lasorda defends Piazza against steroids claims

There is no such thing... Not even Carlos Delgado is as safe as everyone says. All it takes is one well-placed comment - like this one:

AP- Met's Camp. Carlos Delgado drops a bombshell - "I did steroids and got away with it... And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be surprised if they smoked marijuana cigarettes."

Posted Monday March 30, 2009, About: Mystery surrounding Willis' claim

Holy carp, D-train joined the Robbie Alomar train?!?

Posted Monday March 30, 2009, About: Lasorda defends Piazza against steroids claims

Didn't he turn out to be gay?