Posted Thursday February 21, 2013, About: Kupchak sees greatness in Howard, statue included

I think Kupchak just misunderstood when Kobe told him that Dwight was going to be "a huge bust".

Posted Wednesday February 20, 2013, About: Most likely star of the combine

This is a lot of talk from people who have no idea who this kid is. In the past 2 seasons, Goodwin averaged over 10 yards a carry, and this season 13 yards per catch. It's not his fault Texas' offense sucks and the coaches have no clue how to utilize him. I'm sure an NFL offense could figure that out.

When speed doesn't matter in the NFL, give me a call.

Posted Thursday February 07, 2013, About: Jeb Bush made 'large offer' for Marlins

I understand this is a stupid-boring post about nothing, but take this comments section to FoxNews.com ladies.

Posted Friday January 25, 2013, About: UCLA freshman phenom raises postgame eyebrows

Is this a story about women's basketball?

Posted Friday January 18, 2013, About: Tribune reporter kept Brian Te'o interview tape

"After reviewing the video of the interview, Hansen realized that Brian Te'o' was just Manti Te'o' with a bald cap on."

Posted Friday January 18, 2013, About: Rodgers: Read-option merely a fad

Someone watched it happen one time = party's over.

Posted Wednesday January 09, 2013, About: Dolphins to unveil new logo before NFL Draft

It worked for the Marlins!

....oh.

Posted Friday December 07, 2012, About: Kings ready to unleash Jimmer

I dropped 5 pounds this morning in the bathroom. I'm feeling much quicker today too.

Posted Wednesday October 31, 2012, About: KG stared down, ignored ex-Celtic Allen

Now that Allen is off the team, they are literally classless. KG might ignore Ray Ray, but it's hard to ignore the scoreboard.

"Hi Celtics. Welcome to obscurity." - The New York Knicks

Posted Friday October 12, 2012, About: Weis bullying student newspaper

Am I the only person who calls Weis "Ol' Front Butt"?

Posted Friday October 05, 2012, About: Differing reports on Ozzie's future

Is there a bigger idiot than Guillen?

- The Castro comments might have been the stupidest thing he could have possibly done. Like, if you had asked a bunch of people to write a list of "the stupidest things a public figure could do in Miami" that would grade out at #1.
- Then Yunel Escobar puts a homophobic slur on his eye-black, and Ozzie feels the need to DEFEND him. HE'S NOT EVEN A PLAYER ON YOUR TEAM, AND HE'S IN TROUBLE FOR BEING AN IDIOT. And his defense of this guy is "my kids say that all the time. " Congrats Ozzie, you're raising homophobic idiots just like you.

Alienating Cubans and Gays in South Florida is a great first couple steps to being jobless.

I'm sure his next step will be to write an open letter to the Miami Herald about how much he dislikes old Jewish people and the Miami Heat.

What an idiot.

Posted Friday October 05, 2012, About: Differing reports on Ozzie's future

Exacerbating.

The Marlins didn't hit the panic button too early. It was their plan from the start.
A.) Get a new stadium
B.) Sign a bunch of free agents for a lot of money
C.) Sell record numbers of season tickets.
D.) At the first sign of a bad season, cut as much payroll as possible and start "rebuilding".

Jeffery Loria does it again. It's incredible. He is the least respected figure in all of sports.

Posted Thursday September 20, 2012, About: Ozzie wants players to zip it about Marlins Park

If Marlin's Park had the same dimensions as the field in Philly, Giancarlo Stanton would break every homerun record that ever existed. The kid is a monster.

Posted Wednesday September 19, 2012, About: Panthers layoffs include fuzzy mascot

The Panthers are going to be pissed when their season ticket holder asks for his $20 back.

Posted Monday September 17, 2012, About: Howard wanted to be loved

He deserves WAY more hate than LeBron got. LeBron was a free agent, and left his awful team. When he was there, he tried to win, even though his team was awful. Dwight cried and cried and didn't try, even though he was getting paid. Let his team down, got his coach fired, looked like an ahole.

He's not even going to be ready for camp. What a jerk.

Posted Wednesday August 29, 2012, About: 'Crazy things' set for Miami shakeup

At least everybody 'KNOWS' the Dolphins will be bad. I can't wait to see Mark Sanchez throw 2 pics in week one and then Jets tumble into disarray. Hooray for schadenfreude!

Posted Friday August 10, 2012, About: Lee's future with the Marlins

He has worked out for the Marlins, but to what end? He produces runs that don't matter for a team that's out of it.

If the Marlins brass has half a brain between them (HUGE ?), you move a healthy Logan Morrison to 1st next season, and move Ruggiano to left. That's an upgrade at both positions defensively, and if Ruggiano (who has batted like .380 this season) can even hit .290 next season, a huge upgrade offensively.

Now if only they could sign a good center fielder, any third baseman at all, a solid starting pitcher...and if Heath Bell could throw a strike....and if they had a catcher sniffing .190...

*SIGH*

Posted Monday July 09, 2012, About: Rivers: 'He should have stayed'

Also, I should add, now that Allen is gone, the Celtics are 100% classless. Doc Rivers is the only person left in that organization who isn't a scumbag.

Posted Monday July 09, 2012, About: Rivers: 'He should have stayed'

As a Heat fan, I have to say that this is awesome. Not because of 37 y/o Ray Allen, who I am happy to have on the Heat, but because he left the Celtics, and twice as much money, for the Heat.

If he had left and gone to the Clippers, it wouldn't be a "prick move". But he went to the Heat, and I know that it STINGS Celtics fans.

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. And they were never going to beat the heat ever again.

Sucks to be the Celtics. The Reign is over.

Posted Friday May 04, 2012, About: Too honest? Stackhouse picks Heat to win it all

Woody Harelson is the only person I've ever seen that could play basketball with a hat on.

Posted Friday April 20, 2012, About: The next stop for Mr. Almost Perfect, Armando Galarraga?

I'm sure there's almost no other actual Marlins fans who read these, but where does Galarraga fit in here? Unless Zambrano falters, there's really no need at all for another starting arm, and this guy, aside from pitching the perfect game, has done nothing at all. Anibal Sanchez has been really good since last season. In short, what's the point?