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Posted Friday November 13, 2009, About: Trouble brewing among Red Sox catchers?
These T&Rs are just so stupid. Varitek chose to come back knowing he'd be a backup. The guy is 38 and can't hit over .220 anymore. Stop trying to generate hits with controversial titles.
Posted Friday August 28, 2009, About: Why Red Sox released Penny
Boston > you
Posted Friday August 28, 2009, About: Why Red Sox released Penny
Do we need to ask "why"?
Posted Tuesday August 11, 2009, About: Recruit picks Knoxville over SEC 'cow pastures'
I don't know what part of this is the most ridiculous. The fact that this guy thinks he can play LB in the SEC at 6'1" 205, the fact that he speaks in the 3rd person, or that stupid picture of Lane Kiffin.
Posted Thursday August 06, 2009, About: Will Ortiz ever come clean?
Dear Fannation Staff,

Please buy a dictionary. Look up the word "unbiased". Learn it. Then learn what the term "loaded question" means.

Until then, please stop writing, because you are bad at it.

Thank you,

The Public.
Posted Sunday August 02, 2009, About: Report: Union notified Manny, Ortiz years ago
Good thinking. Now invent a time machine, go back to the 50s, and nail everyone who popped Greenies. Then fly to the 80s and nab all the Cokeheads and Speed-freaks. Hm..now that I think of it, we probably shouldn't forget those **** in the 20s and 30s that loaded up on Dr. Jones Healthful Bromide, or whatever opiate-laced concoction was the flavor of the month.

Self-righteousness is awesome and all, but PEDs are only the latest thing to hit the game. There's nothing new about players taking substances to help them perform.

It's time to let this whole thing go. It happened. Deal.
Posted Friday July 10, 2009, About: Rice: Favre could backfire on Vikings
True, but Rice didn't suck.
Posted Tuesday June 23, 2009, About: Goodell to come down hard on Burress
I'd love to see Plax go to jail for a long, long time. And until then, he should be suspended.
Posted Monday June 15, 2009, About: Red Sox-Pirates trade falling apart?
Jack Wilson? Are there two? Because the one that I know sucks.

Oh T&R...you so crazy.
Posted Monday May 25, 2009, About: Frustrated Sox in market for SS?
Uh...Khalil Greene? Bobby Crosby? Why the hell would they want to replace crap with crap?

And why does this post entirely ignore Nick Green, who's currently hitting .300 and driving in runs from the bottom of the lineup? Granted his D isn't stellar, but it's good enough.

I suspect that whoever wrote this T&R has no actual clue what the Sox think about their SS situation. It's just trying to stir the pot.
Posted Monday April 06, 2009, About: Report: Plaxico curses out cop
At some point, common sense needs to step in. Plax cannot function within the rules of society. If he's not committing fraud or packing illegal weapons, he's screaming at law enforcement. This guy is a 10-time loser who makes millions because he can run fast and jump high.

Every team in the league needs to take a step back and say to him exactly what he said to that cop.
Posted Monday March 30, 2009, About: Teixeira: Public comments hurt Red Sox chances
Awww, man! You mean a few comments cost Boston the chance to overpay for a guy who can only play a position that they already have filled?

You really showed them.
Posted Saturday March 28, 2009, About: Van Gundy: Celtics using injuries as excuse
I'm sorry...what have you won or accomplished? I doubt your opinion is worth much. Why don't you pipe down and get back to your salami sandwich, Stan.
Posted Saturday March 28, 2009, About: Plaxico asking for plea deal
"a felony punishable by a mandatory 3-1/2 years"

No deal you ass. You've cheated, swindled, and screwed your way through life, and there's a trail of collateral damage behind you that must be paid for.

You're going to prison, and it's richly deserved.
Posted Friday March 27, 2009, About: Shaq: Oden's 'a low level ninja'
So...Shaq is an arrogant idiot?

What breaking news that is.
Posted Wednesday February 18, 2009, About: Selig: Don't blame me
Selig, you're trash. You should be in jail, not raking in a cool $18 million per year. Enjoy your good fortune and be glad there's often little justice in the world.
Posted Sunday February 01, 2009, About: McNabb denies Deion's claims
No one cares. We're tired of hearing about this.
Posted Sunday February 01, 2009, About: Michael Irvin calls Rod Woodson 'soft'
Ha, ha. Oh Michael Irvin, if you had been half as good at your position you might have the right to talk.
Posted Sunday January 11, 2009, About: Twist in Dodgers-Andruw Jones split
And the player's union wonders why it gets a bad name.

Defend your constituents at all costs, even when they totally shlt the bed. Classy.
Posted Tuesday January 06, 2009, About: Mack Brown: BCS still needs work
No, Mack. Yould almost (and should have) lost to a "bad" Big Ten team with a frshman QB. They held you to your lowest point total of the year.

You play in the Big 12 with soft defenses and generally poor running games. Be grateful you eked out the win and close your mouth.
Posted Tuesday December 16, 2008, About: Lofton warned Sabathia about Yankees, New York
The Yankees are jerks. Thanks for the news flash, Kenny.
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