Posted Thursday January 10, 2013, About: Steelers cut Rainey after arrest

Their QB got to keep his job though, because he just hits women with his ****.

Posted Thursday January 10, 2013, About: Niners have their own RGIII situation

RGIII was effective until he really got hurt. The Skins were up 14-0. They wouldn't have been leading if the backup QB started. They drafted Griffin to get them to the playoffs so there was no sense in benching him. Even at 80% he was still better than his backup. If Justin Smith with one arm is better than his backup he should play.

Posted Thursday January 10, 2013, About: Niners have their own RGIII situation

He should play. Don't be a Jay Cutler.

Posted Tuesday April 24, 2012, About: If true, allegations could decimate Loomis

More draft picks need to be forfeited if this is true, as well as fines, and a full season suspension for Loomis.

Posted Friday February 03, 2012, About: Megatron may cause Lions mega headache

"Should I put up a picture of Megatron?" "No, why don't you just pick a random player."

Posted Tuesday January 10, 2012, About: Chiefs ready to remove 'interim' from Crennel's title?

So they have pretty much given up on winning in the near term then.

Posted Tuesday December 27, 2011, About: Gruden to join Bolts' Smith in St. Louis?

A.J. Smith, the guy that cost the Chargers a playoff berth last year because he didn't need Vincent Jackson.

Posted Wednesday December 21, 2011, About: Mother chokes daughter during Packers loss

If she had hit that child in the head, Roger Goodell would've fined her one beer.

Posted Wednesday December 21, 2011, About: Mother chokes daughter during Packers loss

The Raiders = "Just Win Baby."

The Packers = "Those Kids Aren't Going to Beat Themselves."

Posted Wednesday December 21, 2011, About: Mother chokes daughter during Packers loss

I thought Packers fans beat their kids during the pregame and then were free to watch the game uninterrupted.

Posted Monday May 16, 2011, About: Tired of INTs, Brady froze out Moss

He'll need to keep his mind sharp by hunting meter maids with his Escalade.

Posted Friday April 22, 2011, About: Munchak closes book on Young return

He's a really good quarterback except when he has to throw the ball.

Posted Tuesday April 19, 2011, About: Belichick ready to wheel and deal

The adulterer may just find another Woodhead.

Posted Thursday December 30, 2010, About: Johnson calls snub bogus

No, people expected you to rush for 2500 yards, just like you said you would. Make sure to stock up on gold teeth and tattoos in the offseason.

Posted Wednesday December 29, 2010, About: Time to sign V-Jax?

A.J. Smith general managed this team right out of Super Bowl contention. If they picked a "Worst NFL Executive of the Year" who do you think it would be? He must think he is running a plantation or something.

Posted Wednesday December 29, 2010, About: Time to sign V-Jax?

A.J. Smith cost the Chargers a playoff berth.

Posted Thursday December 23, 2010, About: Anthony trade talks halted quickly

We have an entire team of shooting guards and small forwards to it would be a match made in heaven.

Posted Thursday December 23, 2010, About: Anthony trade talks halted quickly

Trade him to the Raptors on Christmas.

Posted Monday November 15, 2010, About: McDaniels chastised by Haley for running up score?

It's the NFL. Teams should be trying to score on every possession.

Posted Tuesday August 31, 2010, About: NFL reviewing Suh's head-turning takedown

What a bunch of girls in Cleveland. Art Modell did you people a favor when he took the Browns with him. Go take up ice dancing. No wonder Lebron left. I think that Suh just didn't want to have to touch the ugliest jersey in all of professional sports.

Posted Monday August 30, 2010, About: Browns fans unsympathetic to Jim Brown's boycott?

Shouldn't he be in the Raven's ring of honor anyways?