Posted Wednesday April 04, 2012, About: Canada wields new hammer in Worlds selection

OH! Avs sets it, and Canuck spikes it!! That is game, set, and match!

Posted Wednesday April 04, 2012, About: Canada wields new hammer in Worlds selection

What the heck is a 'brazillionaire'? Even in my fevered youth I couldn't imagine that many sets of breasts...

Posted Wednesday April 04, 2012, About: Canada wields new hammer in Worlds selection

(Setting out Hank Bait) Hey, how 'bout those Olympics? Anyone wanna talk about the salary cap?

Posted Wednesday April 04, 2012, About: Colorado's Jones no fan of the way Avs do business

Never a good idea to grumble about your team's business while you're still on it. Avs' front office can still read and listen. Believe it or not...

Posted Thursday March 22, 2012, About: Benn says he's a marked man

Send a Pen to de-tux?

Posted Thursday March 22, 2012, About: Benn says he's a marked man

Oh Lord, I love you guys... I needed that!

Posted Wednesday March 21, 2012, About: Leafs players reduced to 'heart-to-heart' chat

Yeah, I tried to steer clear of that one...

Posted Wednesday March 21, 2012, About: Leafs players reduced to 'heart-to-heart' chat

Actually, Matt may go before Jones or O'Reilly... Wonder if you'd take Hejduk for him? Love Hejduk, but he's getting a bit long in the tooth.

Posted Wednesday March 21, 2012, About: Leafs players reduced to 'heart-to-heart' chat

I go away for a couple months, and this is what I return to, Canuck? I say make 'em stay in the corner until they're ready to play nice in the sandbox. And by nice, I mean kick sand all over the little Toronto kid...

Posted Wednesday March 21, 2012, About: Wings now have goalie trouble, too

And let me say, I'm not losing any sleep over it, either!

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: NHL approaches Michigan about next Classic

Welcome to my world. Would you like some failure fries with that?

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: Ruff ready to ride .500 Miller

Great Goggly-Moogly. I'd have no problem whatsoever finding the five-hole!

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: Shanahan taking more fire post-Carcillo

My thought exactly.

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: NHL approaches Michigan about next Classic

My God, it's Hockey-Meets-Tron-Meets-Polyester...

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: Ruff ready to ride .500 Miller

I think Varly's coming out of the fog. He was really shook up over the Lokomotiv disaster. He sometimes shows signs of brilliance, I'm happy to give him another year. And thank God for Giggy! He really has been a nice asset, and I was critical at the beginning of the year!

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: NHL approaches Michigan about next Classic

That's the one!!! D**n, that's funny!!

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: NHL approaches Michigan about next Classic

Don't shoot me, but I mixed you up w/ Baunded for a moment there. Hence the wrong coordinates!

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: NHL approaches Michigan about next Classic

Uh yeah, that was in reference to Puck082. Man, I'm failing all over the place. Time to start drinking...

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: NHL approaches Michigan about next Classic

They have, but it's kinda cooled off lately. Unfortunately, my Avs haven't been up to par when playing them. Beside, the Avs players nowadays have only read about the current Wings players in history books, and the Wings players are so old they just yell at the Avs to get off their lawn.

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: NHL approaches Michigan about next Classic

I tried posting a pic of Lanny McDonald in a Colorado Rockies jersey. I obviously fail at that as well as at geography. Google Lanny. I don't know what's funnier, the uniform or the 'stache...

Posted Friday January 06, 2012, About: Bowman targeting defenseman, center via trade

You'll have to ask Daddy first.