Posted Saturday November 24, 2012, About: Cutler yet to be cleared

Where's my daddy? He must be somewhere around Jay Cutler. He cleans Jay's balls!

Posted Sunday October 23, 2011, About: Will Cubs call Rangers pitching coach?

Daddy, if I changed my name to Cubby, would you pay more attention to me? Mommy said she left you because you were pitching to pujols.

Posted Sunday October 23, 2011, About: 'Comical' Cubs-Red Sox compensation talks still unsettled

Daddy, why don't you spend more time with me, eating wieners, instead of always spending your time berating the Cubbies. I'm sure that all of the men that you are trying to befriend aren't as interested in wieners as you are.

Posted Wednesday October 19, 2011, About: Epstein to hire, rather than become Cubs GM?

Daddy, you should call up Tom Ricketts and tell him you want the job, you've had more experience with wieners than anybody!!!

Posted Saturday October 15, 2011, About: Red Sox want players for Epstein

Daddy, if you had a wiener for every comment you make about the Cubbies, you would be a very fulfilled man. I wish you wouldn't ignore me the way that Grandpa ignores you. You don't want me to become a headcase like you, do you ???

Posted Saturday October 15, 2011, About: Red Sox want players for Epstein

Daddy, if you were the GM of the RedSox, how many wieners would the Cubbies have to give you ? I'm not sure if all of the wieners on Fannation could satiate you.

Posted Wednesday October 12, 2011, About: Epstein-to-Cubs hung up on compensation?

Daddy!!!! Where have you been? Were you at the wiener convention???

Posted Wednesday October 05, 2011, About: Cubs ask to speak to Epstein

My daddy is an expert on two things, the Cubbies and wieners.

Posted Tuesday October 04, 2011, About: Epstein, Francona to reunite with Cubs?

Hey daddy, where have you been? Did you get some wieners while you were away?

Posted Thursday September 22, 2011, About: Quade: I'll be back

We need to get more wieners, Daddy !

Posted Tuesday September 20, 2011, About: Wood will pitch for Cubs or retire

Let's get some wieners, Daddy!!!!

Posted Saturday August 13, 2011, About: Zambrano walks out on Cubs

OMG, I liked your old knob avatar better, this one looks like some kind of strange reaming machine that you are sitting on, what's the rub???

Posted Monday August 01, 2011, About: Hendry: 'Things can still happen'

OMG, it's so cute the way you say Cubbies, all of the time. I bet you're really preppy!!!

Posted Monday July 25, 2011, About: Cubs drawing little trade interest

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Posted Sunday July 24, 2011, About: Gillick has interest in Cubs job

OMG, I think Crosby12 is another one of KenoshaMark's puppets.

Posted Thursday July 21, 2011, About: Quade blasts Castro, Barney after loss

OMG, I heard you were ball less, did you lose yours in the sun???

Posted Tuesday July 19, 2011, About: Angels out of luck on Ramirez ... until August?

OMG, you are the perfect man for me. I love a man with low expectations!!!

Posted Sunday July 17, 2011, About: Cubs covet future slugger

OMG, like, we are cosmicly intertwined!!! Like, you are so witty. like, I am, too!!! Like, we should be BFF's!!!